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Capitalism Will Eat Itself
Hot Or Not?
Report on The Evening of Sunday...
E@L Is Unwell
I Have An Addiction!
The Quality Of Specialists
HBO Say Toodah, I Say Chewdar
Australian Writer/Journalist/Blogger Detained in Thailand
Seditious Quote Of The Day
Sweet Little Piss
Bangkok Blockade
Adverse Penile Reactions to Efexor (Effexor)
Books Meme - Could Not Resist
Recommended Reading - Recommended Drugs - Recommended Listening
Izzy Gets Me Up
What I Was Talking About When I Was Talking About My Foot
iNteresting iMac oBservation / OneNote Is Excellent
Sarkozy + Bruni = Bush + ?
eBanking = eNfuriating
Meanwhile, Back In The Office
Busy Getting Well
Phil O'Shite
Bite Me! or My Carbon Toothprint?
Blow Me!
Black Swan Sashimi
Don't Give Up Your Night Job
The Bimbo Strikes Back
Beach Rd Patong 2008
The More I Look At This, The More My Brain Hurts
Sexist Pig
As I Order An IceCream
Is This How You Spend Eternity?
I'm Sorry I'll Publish That Again
Hellboy II
First Day Wasted Reducked
Phuket - That's Pronounced Pookette.
And I Would Blog 500,000 Times
The Bruce Chronicles
Gee, What A Nithe Guy!
Out Of HK, Into BKK
Covet Not thy Neighbours Burglars
I'm Not Gonna Cry
I Am Legend - Alternative Ending
Schedule Update - The New Black Is Not the Old Black
Birthday Quote
Big Plane, Fly Over The Water
Buy This Album
In Which The Alien Umbrella Bursts From E@L's Chest Again.
The Photo - Was It Worth The Effort?
Eergh!
I Hate It When This Happens
Denial
War Inc.
The Desk (Before and After iMac)
iMac - OhMac!
Futurate
Essential Reading
Permanently Passport Pissed
FYI
For Someone Who Didn't Believe Me
Was Not Planning On Sighing Today, BUT
King Of Irony - Cont'd
Kkkeeerist!
Try Firefox / Safari
Pointless Incessant Barking
I Can't Log On, I Log On
Dysfunctional? Moi?
I Can't Blog On, I Blog On
Mellifluity. Mellifluity? Melli-the fuck!
Speaking Of Facebook
Blogs Are Dead, Long Live Blogs
Necropolis Now
Great Aussie Lovers? Ha!
Even MORE Awry!
Tix & Pix
Is How Is Done In Egypt
The Conversational Corners I Paint Myself Into
That's The Second Time I've Fallen For It This Week...
The Riddle Of The Sphinx - Redux
Cairo Australian Embassy, Ya Gotta Love 'Em!
CSS Is A Shit To Sort Out
E@L's Do Nothing Saturday
Burma Cyclone - Some Advice
2 "Meme"s
Missing Fingertip Grows Media Support System
The E@L And The Ant
Irreligious Intolerance
E@L Petting Thai Girl
Holy Get Well Soon BatBitch
In Quest Of The Dick's Knot
Good News
Duxton Hill Rd Conversation
From a Comment (plus extemporising rant)
Vietnam Photos
Tale Of Three Cities
Never Get Out Of The Boat: Pt 1
You've Cum Along Way Baby!
Never Get Out Of The Boat: Pt 2
Never Get Out Of The Boat: Pt 3
So Slow
Kopi's Last Toast
Need Your Ironing Done?
Tarantino Theatre
Harry Belafonte Took A Dump In Your Handbag!
The HK Vibe
Beautiful Camels Festival
Something To Think About... Or To Supress?
Packing From Perth
My Specs
Don't Know Much About... Tibet
Not Reading
Irritating Bowel Syndrome
The Outlook Is Not Good
Rashid He Sell Burqa
Happy St Patricks Day To You And All
Steak and CS Day
G'day Moite: Reduxed to Tears
William Hazlitt: The Man, The Essay, The Biographer.
Reasons To Be An Expat: #4,355,701
Friendly. Mostly.
Burswood
Black Coffee?
The Accidental Tourist Hits Mumbai
Service With A Snarl
Low Hanging Fruit for Next President Of USA
Where Is Indy?
Facebook Question | Taking A Dump In India
Insanity
Brief Foot Update 6 weeks post Morton's Neuroma Excision | The Joker | Brief Family Update
Under The Influence of Prescription Drugs
Lessons I Have Learned
Message From Beyond?
NICE Taxi Driver #1
E@L's Phone Takes a Taxi Ride: Part 5
Great Cliches In Cinema - The Nod (Slow)
Church Of Lost Souls
iHeart despair dot com
Timor Leste, The Lest We Forget the Better
R.I.P. Roy Schneider
Circular Rd 9pm
Night Of Horror
This Is Amazing!
The Cleaning Products... Are In The Cupboard
To Sugar Or Not Two Sugars?
In Which E@L Finds His Lost Despair Only to Gain it Again.
Timeless Poetry
Foot Notes
Feet - Breakfast
I Should Be Packing : Various Digressions
Why Do Some Men Visit Bangkok?
Xenophobic Singapore? - It's A Xenophobic World
Light Blogging Ahead - Redux II
Aliens V Predator II : I Haven't Seen It
Bye Fidelity?
Shit Tickets
Trouser Snakes On A Plane
Remembering Australia's Leaders' Attitude To Suharto
Mistah Fischer - He Dead
Love My Sushi, My Sushi Loves Me
More WTF? More Limping
Nobody Expected Spanish Inquisitors To Be Anything But Shifty on "Torture" Definition
Contrasts
Goethe: Redux
Free Wally
Thinking Too Much
Ouch
Karma (My Name Is E@L)
The God Parts of The Brain Damage
Inaminatronics
Fucking Quod Fucktard Erat Fuck Demonstrandum
I'm A Fucking Criminal AGAIN!
Ten New Things, 2007
Problems Solved
Bangalore
Testosterone-Based-Lifeform
Step In Step Out
Wetness
Illness
White Man's Burden
Chennai-Pune Kingfisher 0411
Funny Poem
Ship Of Fools
Top Five
Evil has a Name
Business Class, and He Whinges!
ZSF&B
I Want To Live In Another World
Slow Learner
Singapore Girls - Lecherous Expats
One Armed Reading Robbery
As Requested: Christopher Hitchens Pole-Dancing
Asian Godfathers, by Joe Studwell
Rickshaw Uncle Rips-off Mild-Mannered Tourists and Other Digressions
Happy Or Not?
So Much For Light Blogging, leh?
Purchase On Reality
Word Count Update
Mumsy
Light! Posting! Ahead!
Why I Have Not Written All My Books
Suggestion For Singapore Elevators
My Novel's Plot STOLEN
Rules
Channeling
This Has Got To STOP!
Easing Of Registration Restrictions at E@L? Nuh.
One of The Problems With Globalization Is...
Edwardian Pedophile Still At Large!
Heel, Hemlock, Heel!
Spike In Town
Change Of Topic
Escape From Tokyo (Immigration Queue)
History Of Religion - World Map
Somewhat Eclectic and Diverse Pre-Reading List
I Still Miss The Mouse
Drunk
Self-Help Site for Muslim Porn Addicts
Men Talking To Women
Life In The Old Dog Yet
Further on the God, Death thing, but briefly
No, Yes, You're right
Shag, The Dancing Cat
Multi-Tasking
Incommunicado II
Did You Feel Like Jesus?
WE WON!
Incommunicado
How Dare They?
Myanmar Days
Who Moved My Golfball?
Fact
Still Alive...
Busy One, La!
I'm Back: Taxis Have Gone
Paris - Day Yesterday, Day Today, Day Tomorrow
Paris - Day what the hell is it already?
Paris: Day Four - Oops, Did I Miss Day Three, Part Two?
Paris - Day Three: Part One - Food
Paris - Day One: St Germain des Pres, Latin Quarter
Day Two - Cimetière Montparnasse: Part Two
Paris - Pre-Flight, Flight, Arrival.
Update
Drama
Desperation Blogging...
The Not-Scorched Dresser
Holy Fuck - Sorry 'Bout That Chief...
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
The Louis Cypher Effect
How I Spent My Singapore Weekend
Conscience Wrestling For Beginners
Dead Centers of Paris
I Am SO Going To Do This - But Not That (Watch Another Jodorowsky Movie)
Newton Circle Jerk
The Art Of Lost Conversation
No Country For Old Men
Paris - Je t'aime, hopefully...
Morton's Neuroma
Books and Death
Tryhard de Charlatan
What Would Homer Simpson Do?
What Next? Marge Topless?
World Famous in Cambodia!
UnCoupled
The China Dream
BFD, yar?
Lost In The Jungle
Paris Axolotl: Axolotl Blogger
What's Your Indian Name?
Tussles Of The Gods
Speaking Of Throwing Up...
The iPhone...
Some Party Photos
Snippets
They Don't Make Robbers They Way They Used To
Chicken and Fish (or Prawns)
Japglish to English Required
Culture Shock in West Indies
It's The Small Things
Great Weekend!
Obvious YouTube Link
Didgers Miss Me?
Frailty, Thy Name is Seating Equipment
Grab Him, Don't Let Him Go!
LEAST Favorites
Only Try This At Home.
Birds Of Power
May You Never Grow Old Bald and Fat
Kopi and Kaya Toast
Proximity Urgency
Older Woman BJ Gets Boy Released After Younger Girl BJ
Harry's Bar
Not Lonely
Only Lonely
Sash Hangs Up Her Stilettos
"God is NOT Great"
It's Not JUST Me
Was that ALL he said?
Lost In Translating
Posting Problems? - Eat The Extinct
VIP MoS E@L
Party Invitations Are OUT! (as in, like, sent.)
E@L's First Ever "Babe Of The Week"
It's TRUE - Hoegaarden Shortage Strikes Expats Unawares
What's The Skinny on Fat Countries?
Who Said That?
Breakfast At The Homesick Restaurant
Miss Your Turn
Brilliant, he says anonymously...
Democracy Under Sniper Attack
Recommendations
Hardship Postings Again
Alas My Life Was Incomplete
Who Owns Australia?
The Spike Spike
Singapore Should Buy JB
Last Night Will Have To Wait
Target Demographic
Google Web History - Similar Quotes
Some Things I Sort Of Know About My Father
Non-Bimbotic
Fur Tongue
Macau - Moon River
Forfeit
Party Problem
Epiphanot
Denial
'Democracy in America' Explained.
The Art or Insanity of Alejandro Jodorowsky
E@L's Perfect (if tedious) Chip Recipe
On Topic
Our Silence Says All That We Need To Say
MEP Banned From Speaking At Public Forum
R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut Jr
Far Cough
See You There?
Pinteresque Singapore?
Tattoo You
My Heart
Shame File
It's Official! E@L Is "Global Talent"!
I Have Seen The Future Of Computing And It Is Closed For Unreasonable Security Reasons
HK 7s Report
ZZzzzzz
So If Today Is Singapore, This Must Be Monday.
Snow Daze (there's an original pun for you!)
Maid Staging For Expat Disease
The New Google Search Engine?
Knee Failure (or a pulled "heart muscle"?) - Nekkid Saunas
Schnee Fahrte
Math Quiz - Time and Space
Fat Pig
SONY Time
The Last Walk of E@L
Switzerland und Austria Fahrtings
Why Do We Question?
The Last Ever "Does Size Matter" Post
The Year Of Living Pynchonesquely
Vale Gabrielle
'Safe' In Indonesia
Quiz
Sports Mad E@L!
You Think You Feel Bad?
Why Men Cannot Win
The Fun-Park In Utopia
Sharp Wine
Heading Up Country A Coupla Clicks
Did I Miss Something While I Was Away?
Heading Up Country (addendum)
Bar Code
Rules Of Seducing E@L
Two More For the Quotes List
Full of Function
Eryngium Yuccifolium
Hua Hin Five-O, or Sentosa Five-O?
Secret Of Happiness
Zone of Mediocrity
Achievement Related Pleasure
A Little Taste of Zurich, Here in Singapore!
The Purpose
The Choise of Valentines
Another Home-Cooked Meal, Another Disaster(ish)
Not Down, Not Out...
Cosmic Debris
Epiphany #2
Therapy
Bozo Club
One Of These Days, Alice, ONE OF THESE DAYS!
GBS Shaving Story
Chilled Air
Singafuckedpore: Redux #456,768
Graphical Insularity
Bring Me The Hunted Head Of E@L
One Swallow, What Summer Already?
Bloody Hell Not ANOTHER Taxi-Driver Situation
Tokyo Cold
Skinny
Strategy
Bad Santa, Bad Bali
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year & Blogging Hiatus
Visitor 250,000 Coming Up
Holy Brass Monkeys
Bloody OCBC! Bloody Singapore Air!
Alive Alive-O
I See A Long Tunnel LeadingTo A Bright White Light
Face Pulling - The Classification System
Thirty-something?
Won't Power
Changes At Gaddi's?
Put DownYour Books and Step Away From The Library Card.
I Know It's BEEN Sauce, But What Is It NOW?
News flash from the BEEB
DOMS and Subs
Memories Re-remembered
Spray-On Condoms Should Be Tested in Bangkok
Knees Up
Updates
Membership Account Activation Now Required
Attack of 50ft Zombie Divorcees (Redux)
From The 'Fads Come and Fads Go - By Definition' Division of E@L Marketing Research Inc.
Another Weekend Passes
Reality Check
Busy Weekend Coming Up
Too Close -- Mets
Expat@Liar?
E@L's Own Personal Enron
Ice Crackers
Fish Bicycle
Readallarbardit!
“They’re not great puppies if they’re fake!”
GMail Spam Filter Issues with Spam, Egg, Sausage and Spam
Darwin Awards - from Darwin!
Distracted - Inferred, Stimulated and Temperamented
WTF?
Glad Not To Be A Bangkok Expat Blogger
Signs of Civilization
Biting The Hand That Feeds YouTube
Small Change - BIG Change
Underwater
The Nutty Professor
Taipei Karaoke 101
Some Reasons Why god Exists.
The Karaoke/Jam Session World Of Expat@Large
Holy Smoke!
Interesting Medical Observation for All You Guys Chasing Young Tarts
God: The Video
ArseBruise: The YouTube Movie
Been Busy
Werewolves of Boat Quay
Sacked! Not Sacked!
Eve of St Mooncake
One Track Mind
Roses Are Red
Shitty Air!
Keep Your Eyes Open For Boobs!
Statins: To Blame For My Sore Feet and My, umm, Memory Loss?
More On Perfect
Bastard Behind The Eyes
Speak Ostentatiously Alienating English
Might Try The Wine Company on Evans Rd
E@L at The Gym?
LG15 Anticipated by William Gibson
No Names No Pack Drill
Reasons To Hate Singapore #247,399
LISTEN EVERYBODY, Just Cheer The Fuck Up OK!
No Robinson Crusoe
Comes a Time
Final Post For Today - Promise
Literary Event of The Century
Fraternity of Moleskins -- Not Lingerie Shopping With Miss Izzy
Distance
Cremasteric Response
Friskodude Gone Missing?
Speaking of Public Appearances
Yee Ha!
Insufficient or Misplaced Commitment
Note To Self
Linked
This Is Not A Test - OK It's A Test
Hamburger Nostalgia
Nightmare of Morrocco
The Thoughts You Think When The Draught You Drink
Topics Unexplored
Richard E.
Ouch - Redux
Taxi Drivers - AGAIN!
Guitar Jealousy
In Bed When It's Raining -- Martinis
Kids...
Vulgar Hallux
Busy
Inspirational Star Trek
Vietnam's Hostages
Cardiac Defects in Vietnamese Children
Saigon Sunday Blues
Vale Singapore Serf - Knight of Pentacles
Winning Moves
Bloody Hacked Again!
Dilettante(ish)
What NOT to do in London
OK I Was Feeling A Bit Down
Sideways, if not Totally Horizontal.
Is This The Face Of A Sad Man?
Off Again
All I Want For Christmas
Saturday Night In Singapore
Suicide Watch - Israel (II)
Two Texts
Singapore Times Crossword
You Are What You Read
Suicide Watch - Israel
Belief
Tom Cribb
Infantile Singapore: Press and Government
Eight Miles Hi
Gutted...
KTV Knights
Prick Of A Day
What To Do In London Over A Weekend
Asia Blog Awards 2006
How About Them Aussies? Soccer ? Love it!
Libya oh Libya oh have you met Libya?
Onion King
Beachcombing Bachelor
Vegemite Oscillation Index
Look Out Gaddafi, Here I Come! Maybe.
The BusUncle Code!
Hacked Again And I Missed It - aka Not My Fault #4
No Luck
All Our Penis Are Attached To Your Mom
Mouse and Mousette
Not My Fault #3
Nude Lip On The Blog (2) - Missing Role Model
Nude Lip On The Blog
An Irish Poem Singaporified
Ominous Quote
Burning Candles At Both Ends For Fun And Profit
Guess What's Still Not Working.
Blogstalgia...
How E@L Got His Groovy Blog Back (2)
The Optical Inch
Naive Immigration Question
Typical Blogging v Novel-Writing Angst From Another Wannabe Writer Who Knows He'll Never Rise Beyond His Mediocre Blog... Me.
Behaves Like A Sphincter, IS a Sphincter
Gone Phishin'
White Coffee?
Retail Therapy, sigh...
There You Go
The Best Dreams I've Ever Had
Empty Cup
Do'h! (Parts: 3,567,583 through -93)
Bags and Baggage
Crabby About Crab
Trying Not to Roll My Eyes
Busy busy busy
Singapore 7s
Something I Said?
Currently Malfunctional at E@L GHQ
The Wanchai Vortex
Beer Farts Are Major Factor In Hong Kong Pollution
Siege Mentality
How Does Your God Stack Up? - Indian Famine - Goan Inquisition
Before You...
Bonita's Bali - Interesting Place!
Ubud? Slept and missed it.
Snap Back 2 Reality
Kuta Horror Kuta Luxury
Inside Mr Expat
A Slob Like One Of Us
Indy's Rugmunchers' Guide
Itchy and Scratchy
A Plethora of Plastic Bags
Double Helix My Arse
Double Phished!
My Recreational Activities...
Another Opportunity Slips By
Slave Labour Still Legal In Singapore: Another Mint Julep?
In Kuala Lumpur SIA First Class Lounge
Something To Do In My Free Time In Bali?
Ring My Taco Bell -- Funny? Moi?
And Merry Christmas To YOU!
People Are Still Getting Spam
Ugh, it's Ugly.
Office Window Intrigue.
Confession time: I am a drug smuggler!
Screwing By The Numbers
Movie Quiz
Same old same-o...
People Are Still Having Sex
Sex For Sale Sometimes, Somehow
Ineffable Sensation of Insecurity
Feeling Happy and Proud of The Achievements of The Human Race?
Hate Speech Is Only OK If You MEAN It!
This Morning I Feel Like Elvis Looking For His Long Lost Twin
Two Words
Plate O' Shrimp (Redux)
Friends in town - massage
Week2 Update
Angry Muslim Cooks Burn Danish Pastries, Butter-Cookies
E@L and The Taxi-drivers
Crush
Don't Ask...
Neurotica
Jesus, Life-Guard of Suburbia?
Something Else E@L Didn't Know
And Aussies Say Yanks Are Dumb...
Discipline The Schnitzel
The Diet (Reduction, Redux)
Prone To Be Supine?
Insult2Injury - Abominations of A Geisha
The Keys To The Door...
CSS Tweaks (Redux)
Seven-Headed Beast of The Apocalypse Shareholders and E@L
Rush of Blood
In Kuwait - brief notes
Desengaño
Pleasure and Pain
Preterite
What Book Are YOU?
This Afternoon
Now Here's A Question You Don't Get Asked Everyday.
Machine Bush
Pale Fire
Everyone Is In Luuuurve, But Not E@L
Need a Drink?
Decisions Made For Me
Golf-wanker - Coffee - Homestay - Photos
Innocent Observation
CityLife funnies
Feel Better Now
Sounds O' The Times - 2006
NYE - Phuket 2005/2006
Fear and Self-Loathing In Phuket
Shoulda toyned left at Albekoykee...
Three Things I Can't Bring Myself To Read (or Write)
Poolside Reading
New Toy
Barbie Gives USB Head
"You wanna live forever?"
Eye Contact
Smaller And Smaller Circles
First Class Fuck-wit
Delivery muck-up
Big Tuesday
Seperated at Birth: According to XenoBoy
SexBBM (potential redux: attempt 3)
Anticipating New Year's Resolutions
Sooooooo Close, And Yet So Golf!
"if the distance between us doesn’t afraid you"
Sunburn
Wedding Daze
Train Door Rage
Big Mistake - 1/4 million mistakes!
Queen and Paul Rogers
Film "editing" by Gahmen, how to know?
Received Stupidity
Queer Cattle
Yet another late call for Friday drinks -- Batman Beguines the Begin -- just ONE coffee?
Statistical Variations
SynchronoGooglicity!
Australians to Boycott Singapore?
Woody Allen interviewed by Norman Spinrad
You have one phone call...
Why I Blog About What I Blog About -- Horror Writers! -- Just joking!
More Evidence that E@L is An Expat at Large
Incriminating Memory Stimulus
Desperate Housemaids
Hong Kong visit...
What world-shattering claim next from iPod users?
A Thin Veneer of English
Two or One 4 One?
New Songs on Radioblog (Finally, they cry!)
Bling -- Ghost Story
Who Said That? -- Friday Night Drinks
Porn or Blogs? Decisions, decisions, decisions...
No Saving Private Ryan's Nasty Sub-text.
Retail Therapy
Snippets from 38,000 feet
Wandering Clitoris - an underdiagnosed cause of sexual dysfunction
Brad Pitt and E@L - seperated at birth?
Big Party!
Thursday Evening Drinks
Sedition (sells editons)
And Now For Something Completely Different
Brilliant Idea(s)
Sturm und Drang!
Off to the SWF again!
Affairs of the Heart (Function) - New Neighbours?
Worrying...
Cooking and Disasters - What is it with me?
Secret of Success? -- The Gamen's fault (as usual!)
And as for Golf...
Prescience
Not doing much 'cept eating and talking
This is a Joke, Right? (redux)
This is a joke, right?
Saturday, where are you?
Looking for a Wedding/Honeymoon Gift?
And if that's not enough...
Singlish Bloggers - The Gay Gene (no relation in these topics)
OK, gizmo question...
The Best (Blog) Writer?
Novel Idea #234
SeXBBM (Singapore Expat Bloggers Branch Meeting)
You'll be Toast!
Golf Trauma - lying in fetal position not talking, drooling, thumping head rhythmically
Story-time
Pattaya - Thailand blogger con fizzles due to no alcohol! - Restaurants
More on Massage
Me? Old?
What am I? (Redux)
HonkyTownWimmen
Sausages and Legislation
The Quest
Happy Birthday Yesterday
Speaking of Trends
Guest blogger


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