Expat@Large

OK Time To Move On

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:45:46 GMT

Everyone hates my logging in procedure here, even me, with PMachine. So, after the ticker clicked over 600,000 hits, I'm taking everybody's advice for once in my life and shifting ALL new posts over to Blogger. Despite all my barking about the iDiocy of popular products lines, in the last year or so I've got myself an iPod, and iPhone, and an iMac... I may as well sink completely into the morass of mass-consumption mediocrity and do it the simple way. The new name...

Aussie Pioneering Spirit

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:35:28 GMT

Creepy was rather pissed off at the atheletic young lad who recently walked through the security sensors to kill, main or feed to a large crocodile $50,000 worth of native lizards, goannas and turtles in...

Shagging In Public

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:34:48 GMT

Here's a meme that should score some hits... ~~~~~~~~~~~ It was confession time this morning. A friend of mine who is no longer famous admitted to having shagged by the Singapore River late last night, near the multi-colored bridge not far from Gallery Hotel. I pressed her for details (natch! I'm always thinking of you guys!) Not just oral; full sex. With a friend, she modified, not some random guy. She seemed to think herself quite the outrageous tart... "I once had a...

Whatever Happened To Harry?

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:32:08 GMT

Still I haven't heard anything further in the press about Harry Nicolaides detainment in Bangkok on that charge of l�se majest� ... I blogged about it nearly a month ago. Coincidentally today, just as I was drafting this comment I found a nice review of the Thai use of this "crime" on an Australian blog called New Mandala. It seems even the King is not such...

The Best Policy

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:55:37 GMT

From The True Chronicles of Bruce. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Nong had small teeth, short teeth. Memorably short. Very little distance from the biting edge to the gums. What had she worn them down chewing on, Bruce wondered? Still, he admitted to himself, she was very pretty. With sparkling dark eyes, long wavy hair worn loose, smooth dark skin and soft high cheekbones above a captivating set of dimples*, she carried her still excellently proportioned Thai body with...

Funny, You Don't Look Japanese

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:03:12 GMT

Something always goes wrong, right? Always. In over 10 years of doing my job there has never been one, that's ONE (1), time that a work trip and associated demo or training has ever gone smoothly. Something always fucks up. The crucial cable is missing. Someone plugs the 110V machines into a 240V outlet, twice in ten minutes (I kid you not - and it wasn't me.) The plane is late. The bus is early. I travel 14 hours but they don't accept male support staff into the OB scanning room,...

On A New Drug

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:37:00 GMT

I want a new drug One that wont make me sick One that wont make me crash my car Or make me feel three feet thick

I want a new drug One that wont hurt my head One that wont make my mouth too dry Or make my eyes too red

One that wont make me nervous Wondering what to do One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you When I'm alone with you

Fuck...

Naomi Says It

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:41:06 GMT

Capitalism Will Eat Itself

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:37:52 GMT

Merrill Lynch: numm, numm, numm. Lehman: nibble, nibble, nibble. Fanny Mae: chomp, chomp, chomp. Greed greed greed: dig in, dig in, dig in... All you can eat until you disappear down your own profit motive. ...

Hot Or Not?

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:47:21 GMT

Ooh, yeah baby, nice glands! Big and juicy and so hhhaaawwwtttt! My cervical lymphatic chain is charged up and firing after what must have been merely a strep throat. The colour lines within the dark and swollen lymph nodes demonstrate the small arteries which are more prominent...