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Interesting Medical Observation for All You Guys Chasing Young Tarts

E@L has his head down and is delving deep into the female pelvis and its most interesting organs once again, this time on a professional basis.

And by that he doesn't mean he is back to paying for it... Or being paid for it! ("It" being sex, gentle reader. A fuck explaining, work it out for yourselves.)

He means that as part of Continuing Professional Development he is researching pelvic floor muscle function and anatomy, pre and post parturition, as it is possible to assess these muscles with 3D ultrasound machines (half-way through drafting a blog with more details on this) and he promised his colleagues he would prepare a report for some in-house training.

Anyway (how many paragraphs in my blog start with this word?), in this article on Sexual Function and Pelvic Floor Dysfunction E@L found a most interesting comment which has even more interesting social implications:

Women over the age of 40 were found to have more sexual desire and willingness to have more frequent sex as compared to the women under 40. Also, the women over 40 were more willing to accept their partners' desire of sexual activity.


Hence if you guys are looking for an enthusiastic partner, stop wasting your vegetable love-time on the ages required to seduce your coy mistresses and cast your gaze away from the impermanance of the specious beauty of youth and look you verily to the more profound horniness of the mature...

Unless of course casual sexual congress is too shallow for you and you are merely interested in these pretty young things for the intellectual stimulation they provide.


Things E@L has learned #1: Not all the young are youthful, and not all the youthful are young.


Neither are the young necessarily intellectually vapid.

Neither are the old necessarily particulary interesting.

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And no, specific unnamed reader, this post is not actually about *you*. LOL! Or least I wasn't when I started writing! LOL^2.

OK E@L, get your studious head down, get back to your study of these interesting primeval places... I'm beginning to see daylight yawning down there...

[p.s. Any volunteers for E@L getting some clinical images? Anyone with stress incontinence and/or with their prolapsing bladder or rectum bulging into their vaginas? Maybe before lunch would be better for me. Or, the scientist in me thinks: maybe some normal cases first?]

E@L

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Posted by: expat@large on Oct 16, 06 | 2:12 pm | Profile


OTHER MONKEYS SAID



Bruce just sent me an SMS as he is too shy to log-in:

"Hey Expat, sure you can have plenty of sex with older women. The question is, why would you want to?"

Oh, Bruce, you are an evil man.


Posted by: expat@large on Oct 16, 06 | 4:53 pm

The economics textbooks are on Bruce's side. The more easily available something is, the less it is valued. The sages have spoken.


Posted by: knobby on Oct 17, 06 | 1:14 am

Bruce is a man with impeccable taste, refined qualities and friends of the highest value.

His wisdom is not to be taken lightly.


Posted by: Indiana on Oct 17, 06 | 9:14 am

Sometimes I fret over Bruce's ideals, but as he is an ailing man I grant him some moral leeway. "Last Chance To See" sort of thing.

However I also know he has my best interests at heart, and often we are truly soul brothers. I wouldn't be where I am now or know what I know now without him. He has a been a well-met Falstaff to my eager Harry, and I wouldn't have gone into as many breaches/breeches - once more, twice more on occassion - as I would have managed or had the bravery to without his crucial advice and wise guidance. Nothing like a dirty old man to show you the angles, oh aah, check them tits!


Posted by: expat@large on Oct 17, 06 | 1:09 pm

With Bruce it really is a case of 'we few, we happy few, we band of brothers...'


Posted by: Indiana on Oct 17, 06 | 2:20 pm

erm... is that why men younger than me keep hitting on me? I have this theory that older men love younger women, while younger men love older women. The thing is, i haven't figured out why. anyone care to unravel the mystery?


Posted by: The Ivy on Oct 17, 06 | 11:25 pm

I've found that my tastes seem to veer towards older women. But I usually only find out their age once the chase is well and truly in progress. So I don't will it, it just happens. Though I do know that I find most younger girls insufficiently stimulating.. I'll leave you to decide whether I mean intellectually, emotionally or in the sack!

But all this is about me. Most of my other friends have more conventional tastes, preferring young cuties to MILFs. And I always thought this was true of all guys.

And isn't it true that many (most?) young women prefer men a fair number of years older than themselves?

(That MILF reference is a joke!)


Posted by: knobby on Oct 18, 06 | 1:16 am

In general I don't like the company of older men cos they talk down to me, as if they know better on account of their age.

at the end of the day, age is nothing but a number. you can be 17 or 70, but if you can't stimulate me intellectually, and lack grace and a good heart, i ain't gonna be impressed.


Posted by: The Ivy on Oct 18, 06 | 1:48 pm

I can stimulate by lack of grace! That's an easy one!


Posted by: expat@large on Oct 18, 06 | 2:55 pm

heheeh that sounds cute, e@l!


Posted by: The Ivy on Oct 18, 06 | 8:49 pm

I seriously despise it when I meet older people who think they can say things to me like "Oh, you're still young, you don't know anything." Wtff. Or who act all supercilious and shit just because they're older than I am.

But that aside, age doesn't bother me at all. In fact, I find it refreshing to have friends from all age groups. If anything, it's just a number to me to say how long you've managed to stay alive without rolling over and kicking the bucket.




Posted by: VirginPornStar on Oct 18, 06 | 8:57 pm

Careful Ivy, you don;t want to start something...

WTFF = What The Fucking Fuck - exVPS, you are a classic!

I hope what you describe is not a reference to me, as I only put people down when they deserve it intellectually, like Wombat on Indy's post, not because of their age. Hey I was much more briliant when I was 19 than what I am now, you would have loved me. "Everybody loved me baby, what's the matte rwith you?" Except I got married straight away. Now, just old bald fat boring old fucking fuckwit is me.


Posted by: expat@large on Oct 19, 06 | 12:34 am

Lol.

I'm not describing you Expat, you're absolutely lovely. Was referring to some past encounters with older people.


Posted by: VirginPornStar on Oct 19, 06 | 1:24 am


THIS MONKEY SAYS




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