Roses Are Red



Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Can't come to the phone
Got something better to do.


Roses are red
Concrete is gray.
Leave a message after the beep
If you've nice things to say


Roses are red
My arse is bruised black
If your message is funny
Then I'll call you right back


Roses are red
Fresh shit is brown
I'll replay your message
When I'm back in town


Roses are red
This message is a dumb one
I can't speak to you now
I'm in the middle of someone*



Need help with the second line in that last one. Call me. Leave a message.


E@L

(A Kinky Freidman line.)

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Posted by: expat@large on Oct 03, 06 | 12:22 pm | Profile


OTHER MONKEYS SAID



You have too much time on your hands...


Posted by: Indiana on Oct 03, 06 | 1:10 pm

when roses are red
they're ready for plucking
when girls are sixteen
they're ready for fu....

Garreth Kenan (The Office)

if he has too much time on his hands what does that say about us Indie???

lets drink wine and talk bollocks again!


Posted by: Milos Sadik on Oct 04, 06 | 12:24 am

When roses are red,
and my bum is a numb one,
....


Posted by: markeast on Oct 04, 06 | 1:33 pm

that is along the lines of my new version, exactamente!

I was toying with "my arse has gone numb one" in a sort of Singlishy way.


Posted by: expat@large on Oct 04, 06 | 1:52 pm

Yeah, but you should really change the whole verse to Milos' version....


Posted by: markeast on Oct 04, 06 | 2:05 pm

Milos's (Garreths's) vision is a sick stupid version and does not actually perform the "phone message" task which the post is all about, ferrcrissake Childish, silly and offensive. I will be so much happier when these perverted minds take their immature ramblings to some website more prepared to forgive their infantilism and moronic tit and bum sense of humour as I fail to understand what purpose it serves me to suffer such fools gladly as I have previously and kindly done in polite condescension and in the vain aspiration that they would tire themselves out and peter out in a sputter of obscenity and impetiginous vituperuity and just leave me the fuck alone... I can't take it any more I going to lie down (prone not supine) now after I've read some calming inspirational literature... Ah me...

Roses are red
My penis is retractable
If I'd known all the options
I'd have asked for detachable.


Posted by: expat@large on Oct 04, 06 | 2:21 pm

lol you have way too much spare time!

A rich girl has a ring of gold
A poor one, a ring of brass,
but the only ring poor Rosie has
is a brown one around the arse.


Posted by: Milos Sadik on Oct 04, 06 | 11:01 pm

I once knew a girl from Niagra,
who was fond of the odd Viagra,
She surprised me one night,
As she snuffed out the light,
With her tuberous cock and balls.


Posted by: Milos Sadik on Oct 04, 06 | 11:14 pm

Oops, we've slipped the surly bonds of earth and drifted into worlds limerickal.

One can only repeat: "peter out in a sputter of obscenity and impetiginous vituperuity and just leave me the fuck alone… "

Do you like the word "vituperuity"? Its one of mine own.


Posted by: expat@large on Oct 04, 06 | 11:44 pm


THIS MONKEY SAYS




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