LISTEN EVERYBODY, Just Cheer The Fuck Up OK!
You heard me.
Snap out of it!
And don't tell me I started it...
I'm just the dancing happy man on Cheung Sha Beach, Lantau, HK, 3rd Jan 2000. (Mind, I had a girlfriend then.)
(p.s. I couldn't find the Polaroid frame tool in my highly illegal copy of Photoshop Elements)
OTHER MONKEYS SAID
i think that just beat the picture of you underwater in Tahiti for the Favourite Picture of E@L category.
Just doing some framinfg in photoshop come back in ten...
OMG E@L weightless like a... Feder!
Dude, you were so lying when you said you can't dance...but I still don;t think it's as good as VPS's photo.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, you dancing or you writing! :-).
Putting on my happy face..........
Just trying to keep the conversation lively!
Actually I was imitating one of those para-sailing kites coming into land...
One had just landed behind us...
ah, whatever, it's fun to be an idiot!
For those of you who don't speak German, Feder is feather.
as far as i know, there is no polaroid tool. :p you have to construct your own from layers...
Val - damn that involves knowledge, hard work and skill! No wonder I haven't done it!
my career as a photographer is over now I have seen this picture.
gazelle like beauty, an epiphanaic moment, arrows falling softly, like tears in rain, out of sight, up E@L's arse
you silly man
at least I wasn't pretending to be a stupid freaking horse and harrassing innocent hawkers...
actually people have said that I was better as a horse. When you look at the hawkers in that video it's almost as though they understand...
arrange your browser so that you can see both E@L's picture and this video simultaneously.
now press play.
I had something witty to say but by the time I got to this page, realized I wasn't logged in, went to the login page, scratched my head (and other parts of my body) trying to recall my login name, finally got logged in, came back to this page, I forgot what I was gonna say except maybe something about you being so fucking thin in that picture but by the time I got here everyone else in the world beat me to it.
'Cept to say that maybe I was noticeable by my absence by not commenting when you were posting all the "I'm depressed" shit but that's cause I been to exactly that place more'n once and I know it passes and I knew you also know it passes.
you know, you should try lying to yourself that you're 35. You might actually start to believe it and feel happier.
Milos: almost = not, for all practical puropses. It was the defecation on the street that turned them...
Spike: So when I'm blue I post funnier posts, when I'm OK my depressing posts sound more genuine. Talking about this today with a friend. It's the artist temperament!!!! Didn't one of us say something about being a drama queen, in front of Ebenzers one night?
I HAD lost some weight (not enough) as the new GF was coming up from Australia for NYE 1999/2000. We didn't last because I am a cunt. Novel coming. Watch the space at Simon and Schuster (kidding). Don't hold your breathe however.
Ivy: as E@L was quoted in ST last year "I am 16 up here" (points to head).
the horse video was hilarious.is that milos in the video btw?
I thought it was a REAL horse it was so annoying, I mean good. And funny: funny strange, I mean strange. It was strange.