LISTEN EVERYBODY, Just Cheer The Fuck Up OK!

You heard me.

Snap out of it!

And don't tell me I started it...

I'm just the dancing happy man on Cheung Sha Beach, Lantau, HK, 3rd Jan 2000. (Mind, I had a girlfriend then.)


(p.s. I couldn't find the Polaroid frame tool in my highly illegal copy of Photoshop Elements)


Posted by: expat@large on Sep 19, 06 | 12:50 am | Profile


i think that just beat the picture of you underwater in Tahiti for the Favourite Picture of E@L category.

Posted by: VirginPornStar on Sep 19, 06 | 1:06 am

Just doing some framinfg in photoshop come back in ten...

Posted by: expat@large on Sep 19, 06 | 1:11 am

OMG E@L weightless like a... Feder!

Posted by: drymonsoon on Sep 19, 06 | 2:48 am

Dude, you were so lying when you said you can't dance...but I still don;t think it's as good as VPS's photo.

Posted by: Indiana on Sep 19, 06 | 7:19 am

I'm not sure which is more depressing, you dancing or you writing! :-).

Putting on my happy face..........

Just trying to keep the conversation lively!

Posted by: Skippy-san on Sep 19, 06 | 9:53 am

Actually I was imitating one of those para-sailing kites coming into land...

One had just landed behind us...

ah, whatever, it's fun to be an idiot!

Posted by: expat@large on Sep 19, 06 | 11:12 am

For those of you who don't speak German, Feder is feather.

Posted by: expat@large on Sep 19, 06 | 11:16 am

as far as i know, there is no polaroid tool. :p you have to construct your own from layers...

Posted by: valkyrie on Sep 19, 06 | 1:46 pm

Val - damn that involves knowledge, hard work and skill! No wonder I haven't done it!

Posted by: expat@large on Sep 19, 06 | 2:18 pm

my career as a photographer is over now I have seen this picture.

gazelle like beauty, an epiphanaic moment, arrows falling softly, like tears in rain, out of sight, up E@L's arse

you silly man

Posted by: Milos Sadik on Sep 19, 06 | 7:30 pm

at least I wasn't pretending to be a stupid freaking horse and harrassing innocent hawkers...

Posted by: expat@large on Sep 19, 06 | 7:43 pm

actually people have said that I was better as a horse. When you look at the hawkers in that video it's almost as though they understand...

Posted by: Milos Sadik on Sep 19, 06 | 8:42 pm

arrange your browser so that you can see both E@L's picture and this video simultaneously."man+hangs+like+horse"&search=Search

now press play.

Posted by: Milos Sadik on Sep 19, 06 | 8:46 pm

I had something witty to say but by the time I got to this page, realized I wasn't logged in, went to the login page, scratched my head (and other parts of my body) trying to recall my login name, finally got logged in, came back to this page, I forgot what I was gonna say except maybe something about you being so fucking thin in that picture but by the time I got here everyone else in the world beat me to it.

'Cept to say that maybe I was noticeable by my absence by not commenting when you were posting all the "I'm depressed" shit but that's cause I been to exactly that place more'n once and I know it passes and I knew you also know it passes.

Posted by: spike on Sep 19, 06 | 11:16 pm

you know, you should try lying to yourself that you're 35. You might actually start to believe it and feel happier.

Posted by: The Ivy on Sep 19, 06 | 11:37 pm

Milos: almost = not, for all practical puropses. It was the defecation on the street that turned them...

Spike: So when I'm blue I post funnier posts, when I'm OK my depressing posts sound more genuine. Talking about this today with a friend. It's the artist temperament!!!! Didn't one of us say something about being a drama queen, in front of Ebenzers one night?

I HAD lost some weight (not enough) as the new GF was coming up from Australia for NYE 1999/2000. We didn't last because I am a cunt. Novel coming. Watch the space at Simon and Schuster (kidding). Don't hold your breathe however.

Ivy: as E@L was quoted in ST last year "I am 16 up here" (points to head).

Posted by: expat@large on Sep 20, 06 | 12:27 am

the horse video was that milos in the video btw?

Posted by: VirginPornStar on Sep 20, 06 | 12:59 am

I thought it was a REAL horse it was so annoying, I mean good. And funny: funny strange, I mean strange. It was strange.

Posted by: expat@large on Sep 20, 06 | 11:35 am


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