Two men of unspecified racial and religious backgrounds were chatting in a coffee shop.
"How's your boy Hassam these days?" asks one.
The other pulls out a weathered photo from his wallet. "This is Hassam. He would have been 18 next month!"
"18 already?" replies his friend. He pulls out a photo from HIS wallet. "This is my lad, Hammel. He would have been 16 last week!"
"16? My goodness."
They take a sip of their coffee.
"Kids these days! They blow up so fast..."
OTHER MONKEYS SAID
...damn!!! ... snorted my coffee right out of my nose...!!
Should I put a warning on this post?: Do Not Read while Drinking Hot Beverages!