Is This The Face Of A Sad Man?

Someone was saying I sound down - "dark" was the actual expression - in my recent posts.


Maybe not.

Let's look at the photo evidence from Japan. Here's E@L with a lovely but shy Brazilian tourist who had by chance just wandered into Motown on the off-chance that someone may speak Spanish, English, Japanese, French, German, Arabic, Norwegian, Italian or Hindi. This, ahem, lady goes by the name of Yvonnee (2 e's). Never been to this bar before, she says. Ever. First time in Tokyo. Roppongi? Is that where we are? Excuse me, kind sir, would you buy me a beer so that I may tickle your genitals in a public bar and pretend to like talking to you?


Is that a unhappy looking E@L there? Is that a satisfied post tickle smile? Does he *really* know what dangers lies ahead (and below) if he continues to flirt with this outrageously glamorous lady man transvestite transsexual meretricous tramp lady? ¥3000+ to find out...

Nah, he took the photo op and ran away, like brave Sir Robin.

It's all just a game...


E@L made up heard this naughty rule on how to tell if your Single Use Friend is actually a LadyBoy:

The Adam's Apple - it becomes even more prominent when they deep-throat you.



Posted by: expat@large on Jul 24, 06 | 3:36 pm | Profile


She has levely erm...assets...and that definitely looks like a smile on your face.

Posted by: Indiana on Jul 25, 06 | 12:17 am

She had the best assetts in the place! The best money could buy in fact.

A somewhat ironic smile I think. Just a bit of fun... There were only about 3 genuine women in the entire place. But it was packed with people - the music is the best in town (not saying much) and very drunken gaijin dancemaking... You've gotta see E@L's Micheal Jackson moves when Black & White comes on... Ooh-ahoo-hoo... Or then again, maybe not.

Posted by: expat@large on Jul 25, 06 | 12:45 pm

How about I buy you another drink if you don't dance?

Posted by: Indiana on Jul 26, 06 | 12:24 am

Back in town? Free Thursday?

Posted by: expat@large on Jul 26, 06 | 1:55 am


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