Angry Muslim Cooks Burn Danish Pastries, Butter-Cookies
Arab fundamentalist pastrycooks are wreaking vengeance today upon the delicious buttery pastries in their ovens, angry over the perceived insult to the ...
Sorry, I can't keep going making this one up, I'm laughing too much. I'd never get a job at The Onion.
Jesus, I am SO funny... Danish pastries!!! AAAAAaahhhahahahahahahahaha...
OTHER MONKEYS SAID
Don't forget the images of the Virgin Mary on the pastries!
lovely pastry. I am of course extremely offended!!
the site survey of site surveys is upon us! It's time to dish the dirt on the trousersnake & his webshite and tell him is it Shit Hot or just Hot Shit. Only you can prevent me from writing more doggerel, act now! If you complain enough I might even make more effort.
a grovelling thank you to A@L for tolerating this utterly irrelevant survery
HKMacs, don't need it, I got Jesus on my wall! (See previous post or so)
Trousersnake: don't be so one-eyed!
I can't help it. I was inappropriately touched by Catholic priests you know. Yes apparently it wasn't the Holy Spirit after all. Actually it always seemed kind of unbelievable that a supreme being would seek out my Johnson & Ringpiece faced with so much choice. I felt flattered for a while.....
Ahh the pastry, the only chink in Denmark's answer, at least now I can sleep knowing retaliation will soon come to a BreadTalk near you....
Denmark's Armour, Denmarks armour
thanks for the laugh...
oooooooh singabloodypore thats a serious political site. Who would have thought that being a Danish cartoonist would suddenly become more dangerous than going on the Haj dressed as Ariel Sharon.
Wot's a Dane, anyway?