Angry Muslim Cooks Burn Danish Pastries, Butter-Cookies

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Arab fundamentalist pastrycooks are wreaking vengeance today upon the delicious buttery pastries in their ovens, angry over the perceived insult to the ...



Sorry, I can't keep going making this one up, I'm laughing too much. I'd never get a job at The Onion.

Jesus, I am SO funny... Danish pastries!!! AAAAAaahhhahahahahahahahaha...

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Posted by: expat@large on Feb 08, 06 | 9:34 pm | Profile


OTHER MONKEYS SAID



Don't forget the images of the Virgin Mary on the pastries!


Posted by: HKMacs on Feb 08, 06 | 11:12 pm

ha ha!

lovely pastry. I am of course extremely offended!!


Posted by: trousersnake on Feb 09, 06 | 1:52 pm

Hey monkeys!!

the site survey of site surveys is upon us! It's time to dish the dirt on the trousersnake & his webshite and tell him is it Shit Hot or just Hot Shit. Only you can prevent me from writing more doggerel, act now! If you complain enough I might even make more effort.

http://fuckdaddyandthefireangel.blogspot.com

a grovelling thank you to A@L for tolerating this utterly irrelevant survery


Posted by: trousersnake on Feb 09, 06 | 7:04 pm

HKMacs, don't need it, I got Jesus on my wall! (See previous post or so)

Trousersnake: don't be so one-eyed!


Posted by: expat@large on Feb 09, 06 | 11:14 pm

I can't help it. I was inappropriately touched by Catholic priests you know. Yes apparently it wasn't the Holy Spirit after all. Actually it always seemed kind of unbelievable that a supreme being would seek out my Johnson & Ringpiece faced with so much choice. I felt flattered for a while.....

Ahh the pastry, the only chink in Denmark's answer, at least now I can sleep knowing retaliation will soon come to a BreadTalk near you....


Posted by: trousersnake on Feb 10, 06 | 1:44 am

Denmark's Armour, Denmarks armour
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!


Posted by: trousersnake on Feb 10, 06 | 1:46 am

thanks for the laugh...


Posted by: singabloodypore on Feb 10, 06 | 7:38 pm

oooooooh singabloodypore thats a serious political site. Who would have thought that being a Danish cartoonist would suddenly become more dangerous than going on the Haj dressed as Ariel Sharon.


Posted by: trousersnake on Feb 10, 06 | 11:59 pm

Wot's a Dane, anyway?


Posted by: HKMacs on Feb 11, 06 | 12:02 am


THIS MONKEY SAYS




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