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Everyone Is In Luuuurve, But Not E@L

Reading around all these girly-relationship blogs, Mia has gone all soppy with her recurrent love quotes, LMD is still fawning over Mr 1200 Points despite incontrovertable evidence that all men are bastards (as if THIS blog wasn't enough), MM is happily married and has a cute baby but wait till he turns 14 and steals all your porno disks. Lost sight of Mainey since she got her man (not sure it is still going well though?!)... E@L even gets upset to think that Spike can remember his ladies' names, mostly.

It's sickening.

And none of this "Methinks the E@L protestetheth too muth..." thank you very much...

Just cause ONE cute girl (near the end of the linked post) might be interested doesn't mean E@L is going to take any of that sweet bait! No way, boyo! This is one hardened nut! Mind you, she is very, very cute...


A tad pixel-exploded, but cute.


E@L's previous exercises with relationships have been a bit like his relationship with exercise. To whit...


Love or Gym?

a) At first it's pretty difficult and awkward, as you don't know how to use the various pieces of equipment properly.

b) After a few trial goes, it starts to flow smoothly and you are almost to the point of working up a sweat.

c) It gets a bit tiring and you consider maybe you should rethink the whole idea.

d) Out of nowhere without you realizing the endorphins kick in and, hey this is great! It's like some emotional nitrogen narcosis. Let's keep going! This MUST be good for you!

e) WRONG! Before you know it you've gone too far. Overuse injury. (Call Dr E@L, the love physio!)

f) There is no way to avoid it now. You Are Going To Be In Pain. Major - Deep - Pain.

g) Suffer. Look at your distorted self in the mirror and say, "E@L told you so!"


The E@L Solution: don't even start, you'll only get lumps where you never had them before. You might even develop what you think is resistance to the pain, but it's actually an addiction - you poor misguided...


Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another kiss is what it takes

You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another kiss is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you know you're
Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to love

You see the signs, but you can't read
You're runnin' at a different speed
You heart beats in double time
Another kiss and you'll be mine, a one track mind

You can't be saved
Oblivion is all you crave
If there's some left for you
You don't mind if you do

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you know you're
Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to love

Addicted To Love

Robert Palmer R.I.P. 2003



Posted by: expat@large on Jan 11, 06 | 8:38 pm | Profile


A Singapore lawyer I know claims she was in that RIP video. In a towel. Do you recall any Chinese women in that scene?

Posted by: Smootie on Jan 12, 06 | 9:42 am

I could only find a 30sec clip online at MTV.com and no girls wrapped in towels there.

Maybe it was in one of his others? Clues? Johnny? etc...

Listening back to those 80's songs, man, he was GREAT! Gonna have to get a Best Of CD. also gonna have to fire up Kazaa and get the full-length video of AToL.

Posted by: expat@large on Jan 12, 06 | 11:05 am

have you been eating bittergourd?

Posted by: MercerMachine on Jan 12, 06 | 11:34 am

Am bitter now! She lies like a rug, that bitch.

Posted by: Smootie on Jan 12, 06 | 3:08 pm

Bittergourd soup? Yummy! (-ish).

Needed a set-up preamble for the Love or Gym joke...

Lies like a rug, excellent, haven't heard that, but I don't get out much.

Posted by: expat@large on Jan 12, 06 | 4:39 pm


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