And if that's not enough...

Try a little bleaching where the sun don't shine. Don't try this in public folks.

(This was the subject of a "gross me out" dinner table conversation a few weeks ago, but E@L only got around to Googling it tonight, while he was in a weird mood brought on by his previous post.)

& DON'T tell em E@L sent ya!

MORE...


Posted by: expat@large on Aug 08, 05 | 12:07 am | Profile


OTHER MONKEYS SAID



This product doesn't make sense. If someone wants to look younger, wouldn't he or she use a black dye on those hairs?


Posted by: chlim01 on Aug 08, 05 | 1:06 pm

The bleach is for THE SKIN!

To turn your chocolate starfish into a vanilla starfish!

HAhahahahahahahahahaha... (fades away as E@L runs off down the corridors of the madhouse)


Posted by: expat@large on Aug 08, 05 | 2:05 pm

Eww... But won't this make the dingleberries more obvious?


Posted by: chlim01 on Aug 08, 05 | 5:10 pm

Isn't that the plan?


Posted by: expat@large on Aug 08, 05 | 5:15 pm

That's not very practical, rite? I mean, it would only work if your partner is a coprophagist.

BTW here's a bizarre post from the Sammyboy forum describing how Bert turned Ernie into a man.


Posted by: chlim01 on Aug 08, 05 | 5:23 pm


THIS MONKEY SAYS




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