And if that's not enough...
Try a little bleaching where the sun don't shine. Don't try this in public folks.
(This was the subject of a "gross me out" dinner table conversation a few weeks ago, but E@L only got around to Googling it tonight, while he was in a weird mood brought on by his previous post.)
& DON'T tell em E@L sent ya!
OTHER MONKEYS SAID
This product doesn't make sense. If someone wants to look younger, wouldn't he or she use a black dye on those hairs?
The bleach is for THE SKIN!
To turn your chocolate starfish into a vanilla starfish!
HAhahahahahahahahahaha... (fades away as E@L runs off down the corridors of the madhouse)
Eww... But won't this make the dingleberries more obvious?
Isn't that the plan?
That's not very practical, rite? I mean, it would only work if your partner is a coprophagist.
BTW here's a bizarre post from the Sammyboy forum describing how Bert turned Ernie into a man.