Don't Give Up Your Night Job

The older whore cricked her neck from side to side and a loud syncretic clunk resonated from the sliding ligaments and the relocating bones of her subluxing facet joints. A slight burst of tingles fizzled in several fingers of her right hand and she clenched her fist a few times.

'Not good,' she said and brought that hand up to rub her lower neck. Bruce raised his eyebrows. Problem?

'All day' - she bobbed her head to illustrate - 'give blow job, many blow job. Not good my neck!'

'Well, no, it wouldn't be, I imagine,' said Bruce who tried hard not to.

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Posted by: expat@large on Jul 21, 08 | 6:39 pm | Profile


OTHER MONKEYS SAID



Bruce again eh. He is starting to sound like a character in a novel.


Posted by: Dick on Jul 23, 08 | 10:53 pm

But much more "real"...


Posted by: expat@large on Jul 24, 08 | 8:49 am

Ah Bruce!

A wonderful and erudite gentleman who is sadly missed by those that knew him.

RIP Good soul.


Posted by: Pete3859 on Jul 29, 08 | 7:19 pm


THIS MONKEY SAYS




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