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Holy Get Well Soon BatBitch

For those not already in the know, the real lady behind the definitely Not Safe For Work flame-haired sex-fantasy avatar Batbitch, after battling off countless evil hamsters and a giant hairy Hoff, is about to be tied up genuinely with a small (hopefully) medical procedure and needs some supportive lovin', or was that some lovin' support?

Either way -- Get Well Soon BB!

Instead of kissing ass, get back there kicking ass!

(If I could use Photoshop I'd do a funny sexy photo for you!)

E@L

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Posted by: expat@large on Apr 22, 08 | 12:39 am | Profile


OTHER MONKEYS SAID



That photoshop business is time consuming. I see Dr. Hoff bearing down on batbitch with a stethoscope.


Posted by: Dick on Apr 22, 08 | 1:31 am

I love you E@L. And feel free to kiss my ass. Any time.

And okay, I love you too Dick. (though Dr. Hoff will be aiming a bit lower than my heart...)


Posted by: Batbitch on Apr 22, 08 | 8:46 am

BB: I bet you make offer that all the time!


Posted by: expat@large on Apr 22, 08 | 10:16 pm

Dear Editor....is it too late to change the stethoscope into a speculum?


Posted by: Dick on Apr 22, 08 | 10:58 pm

No E@L, only for my favorite men. :-)

Are you going to be weilding that speculum, Dick?


Posted by: Batbitch on Apr 25, 08 | 5:00 am

I have a funny story to tell about an Englishman, an Amercian woman and a speculum, but it hasn't happened yet.


Posted by: expat@large on Apr 25, 08 | 11:32 am

Oh my.

Uh, no Australian in the mix?


Posted by: Batbitch on Apr 25, 08 | 11:35 am

... and I alone lived to tell the tale. Call me Ishmael, whatever, just call me.


Posted by: expat@large on Apr 25, 08 | 11:58 am

... Melville was a perv ...

Might be why I know the opening line to that book. :-)

... I wonder how much an international SMS costs ...


Posted by: Batbitch on Apr 25, 08 | 12:01 pm

He had as thing about fish. BIG fish.

I enjoyed his bullshit story about living with the natives in Tahiti or somewhere - Typee. Made me want to go native myself, but then I saw the state of the natives' toilets.

... Ah, you don't have E@L's number... Ha!


Posted by: expat@large on Apr 25, 08 | 12:12 pm

Of course, you'll give it to me. :-)


Posted by: Batbitch on Apr 25, 08 | 12:15 pm

It's hidden cryptographically somewhere on my blog's main page... Hint: it's under the HELP FOR STALKERS section.


Posted by: expat@large on Apr 25, 08 | 2:42 pm

Ah, right next to the google map to your house...


Posted by: Batbitch on Apr 25, 08 | 3:51 pm

You made me go Google Earthing my new "1 br apartment" in Noosa Heads Queensland. Just a hole in the ground at the moment - & I could have bought three or four condos in Miami for the same price, or so I am told.

Lat: 26°24'3.65"S
Long:153° 4'58.89"E


Posted by: expat@large on Apr 25, 08 | 6:26 pm

What are you doing with an apartment there? (yes, I google earthed it).


Posted by: Batbitch on Apr 25, 08 | 6:31 pm

Investment... get rich, retire... the usual...


Posted by: expat@large on Apr 25, 08 | 8:38 pm

Ah, the master plan...

I'll just ride your coattails then. :-)


Posted by: Batbitch on Apr 26, 08 | 12:32 pm


THIS MONKEY SAYS




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