Holy Get Well Soon BatBitch
For those not already in the know, the real lady behind the definitely Not Safe For Work flame-haired sex-fantasy avatar Batbitch, after battling off countless evil hamsters and a giant hairy Hoff, is about to be tied up genuinely with a small (hopefully) medical procedure and needs some supportive lovin', or was that some lovin' support?
Either way -- Get Well Soon BB!
Instead of kissing ass, get back there kicking ass!
(If I could use Photoshop I'd do a funny sexy photo for you!)
OTHER MONKEYS SAID
That photoshop business is time consuming. I see Dr. Hoff bearing down on batbitch with a stethoscope.
I love you E@L. And feel free to kiss my ass. Any time.
And okay, I love you too Dick. (though Dr. Hoff will be aiming a bit lower than my heart...)
BB: I bet you make offer that all the time!
Dear Editor....is it too late to change the stethoscope into a speculum?
No E@L, only for my favorite men. :-)
Are you going to be weilding that speculum, Dick?
I have a funny story to tell about an Englishman, an Amercian woman and a speculum, but it hasn't happened yet.
Uh, no Australian in the mix?
... and I alone lived to tell the tale. Call me Ishmael, whatever, just call me.
... Melville was a perv ...
Might be why I know the opening line to that book. :-)
... I wonder how much an international SMS costs ...
He had as thing about fish. BIG fish.
I enjoyed his bullshit story about living with the natives in Tahiti or somewhere - Typee. Made me want to go native myself, but then I saw the state of the natives' toilets.
... Ah, you don't have E@L's number... Ha!
Of course, you'll give it to me. :-)
It's hidden cryptographically somewhere on my blog's main page... Hint: it's under the HELP FOR STALKERS section.
Ah, right next to the google map to your house...
You made me go Google Earthing my new "1 br apartment" in Noosa Heads Queensland. Just a hole in the ground at the moment - & I could have bought three or four condos in Miami for the same price, or so I am told.
What are you doing with an apartment there? (yes, I google earthed it).
Investment... get rich, retire... the usual...
Ah, the master plan...
I'll just ride your coattails then. :-)