Beautiful Camels Festival

Why is this man running?*


The eager camel fancier in the background heading towards us will probably not award the prize to this three-headed beast, ("Ugh, congenital abnormality - kill it! KILL IT!") but he may be in a hurry to assist astute judges select the most bee-yoooootiful camel in town from a host of other delightful dromedaries for the newly re-invigorated (oops, nearly typed 'reinviagrated') "Beautiful Camels Festival" that was in full flight while E@L was in Kuwait last week.

Who says there's absofuckinglutely nothing to do in this quaint, sandy, desert-like, sandy, pale-colored, sandy, dusty, did-I-mention-sandy? place.

While the rest of the world has to sit through all the brainless contestants of Miss World, Miss Universe, Miss Nude Blow-Job Queen, 'Miss' Thailand Katooey Queen, etc... all with their boring and vapid comments on "How I would save the world from poverty with the string from my bikini bottoms," etc... the lucky denizens of Kuwait get to choose the hallowed honorific for the most wholesome one-humped (no sluts!!) beast of burden in the whole freedom-loving sandy oil-field just by smelling her sweet breath! I am guessing light-heartedly here, as the criteria for judging the Most Beautiful Camel in Kuwait are a veiled secret. Like the women. And probably not worth looking at.** The criteria I mean.

Ah dear. I kid you not with this.

"This festival has a special meaning in the heart of every Kuwaiti... it represents our social traditions and culture, but we need more media coverage of such important events." Camel-fancier and lawyer Mirdas Al-Murtairi in the Kuwati Times, just the other day.

E@L is only too happy to oblige.


Click for full-size if you dare to read the details.


*(Because he doesn't want to get an ugly one.)

** Unlike the strictness in many other Arab countries, Kuwait allows women to dress in the Western Style if they wish. Some them babes were really cute. I just love how they enhance that eyebrow.


Posted by: expat@large on Mar 26, 08 | 11:22 pm | Profile


Meh, I was only runner up for the MNBJQ. For some reason the judges were disturbed by my answer to "How to Brighten Your Smile".

I said "Swallow".

Posted by: Batbitch on Mar 27, 08 | 9:45 am

The correct answer was "gargle"...

Posted by: expat@large on Mar 27, 08 | 10:52 am

For some reason after reading this post, the term "camel toe" keeps popping up in my mind. In bright neon colours.

Posted by: VirginPornStar on Mar 27, 08 | 11:21 am

The correc term is "cloven hoofed" - but admittedly a nice, prominent 'camel toe' can attract one's attention and admiration.

Perhaps that's one of the winning criteria? "Hey Akhmad's beast, nice camel toe!"

Posted by: expat@large on Mar 27, 08 | 11:48 am

Please put in a good word for me with the one on the right. I can't resist a low-hanging lip.

Posted by: Dick on Mar 28, 08 | 12:09 am

just when i think i've read everything, sugar!

Posted by: savannah on Mar 28, 08 | 4:31 am

Dick: that one remind you of your Ex?

Sav: you hadn't given up on my power to surprise, I hope!?

Posted by: expat@large on Mar 28, 08 | 3:43 pm


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