Church Of Lost Souls

One day soon I'll put this creepy link on my blogroll!

Essential fun reading for sceptics, cynics, doubters, and other sensible people!



Posted by: expat@large on Feb 14, 08 | 10:11 pm | Profile


Dunno about 'sensible'!

Posted by: Sister on Feb 14, 08 | 10:42 pm

Definitely NOT "sensible."

Posted by: Creepy on Feb 15, 08 | 10:04 am

Mariah, Creepy: depends upon your deifinition of "sensible" - as in "sensate", or "not idiots" or "intelligent and rational" or "total anarchists"...

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 15, 08 | 12:39 pm

Have you taken your medicine yet? Old retard. Medicine not for your pork knuckles, medicine for your raised blood pressure. Surely we had burst your blood vessel one or two?

You fucking old bastard. If you don’t fancy here, no one is forcing you to stay. BUT you have no where to go to make $$$ to pay for the cheap thai prostitutes so you HAVE NO CHOICE but to live here. Now, who is the pathetic one?

You are here as guests of Singapore and you have to adapt and adjust to sporeans and the Singapore way of life – not the other way round. The government owes no Singaporean a living – much less so foreigners. You come to work in Singapore on our terms and conditions and not yours. You motherfucker. You should be grateful that Singapore allows a leech like you in so freely. So you should just keep your fat mouth shut and not talk cock about local politics. Not happy here?? GO HOME. You fat mouth. You ugly pig. You just have problems with every cuntry’s government wherever you go, you should just buy your own island and screw off BUT can you?? No, you cant! You cannot even afford a car here that you have to catch cabs, thats why you are so bitter!

Envious fucking bastards like you can only drool at the affluent Singaporeans. You come to Singapore because your screwed up country cannot offer you decent jobs to make ends meet. The truth really hurts, doesn’t it?? The nail is hit spot on!! Real foreign talents that come here are ONLY a handful. You should just GO HOME and be farmer. YOu leech.

If you think by revealing our email address serve any purpose, go ahead. That email address was intentionally created in your honor, you fat dump prick. We have much fun digging your past posts & downloaded the pics, yes you, you motherfucker, the lan jiao bin. We sure knew what and how to do with them. Fun, man. Will be fun.

And by getting a dog to come to your defense didn’t matter a bit to us. She’s just another cheap bitch barking on the side. The chao chee bye licking the fat bastard’s ass tsk tsk tsk.

And you only dare to swear at our government online only. YOU CHICKEN LITTLE. Thats all about you can do.

You can carry on reacting in your usual long-winded way, who cares?? We are taking our leave now – take your medicine – wouldn’t want to induce a heart attack in you – you diabetic pig.


Posted by: TheCitizen on Feb 17, 08 | 11:38 am

Citizen: thanks for that unique take on life. Your certainly are a clever and witty person. It's been a pleasure.

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 17, 08 | 1:07 pm

Yeah, you do have a new reader.

You free March 14?

Posted by: Batbitch on Feb 17, 08 | 2:07 pm

BB: For an assassination attempt? Not sure if I should make my schedule public, but I'll in Perth.

TheCitizen is a not a new reader. She(?!) has been here before in various disguises, Lauretta, audioman (same IP address as Lauretta), OneUpYours, etc - she is also known as TheCitizen on Sammyboy where she flings similarly xenophobic chip-on-shoulder ravings which generally fall on deaf ears.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned it would seem.

I'm sure she'll pop into another public computer such as those at the Singapore Library, dredge up another gmail or yahoo alias and be back. She (or someone from the same IP address) was also harrassing another Singapore blogger a few weeks ago as well. Once you leave Singapoe Airlines and take up a life of crime, there's no stopping you on the path to despair and insanity apparently.

Of course I could be wrong in this surmising (I am no techno Sherlock Holmes) and so I actually might have legions of such stalkers!

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 17, 08 | 5:16 pm

Hey, what kind of girl do you take me for? I don't kill everyone I meet.

Some I offer to steak to. ;-)

Posted by: Batbitch on Feb 17, 08 | 5:27 pm

BB: just getting paranoid after watching Assassination of Jesse James... Good movie. Casey Affleck is a marvellous weasel.

OK, KACHUNG!!! and the penny drops!!! March 14th! Steak AND???? Raincheck?

As I said I'll be in Burswood Casino I hear they do a good steak down there too...

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 17, 08 | 5:37 pm

Sheesh, I can't believe I had to hit you over the head with that.

Well sure. Never can get enough ... steak, can you?

Posted by: Batbitch on Feb 17, 08 | 5:44 pm


Sincerely hope you're not a representative of all Singaporeans! Your diatribe is not worthy of a response, but you insulted 'my' country of Australia (the one in which I was born and live), therefore I feel compelled to say:-

Abuse (including verbal and emotional) is a crime here. In Singapore chewing gum on the streets is a crime! - just a slight difference in values there...

E@L is a compassionate, caring, and generous person. He works in the medical field, and therefore contributes to the health and welfare of many people in your country, and others. He helps to save lives!

I can't understand why some Singaporeans seem to have a strong tendency to use offensive, insulting, abusive and vile language with feelings which often border on the vindictive and sadistic? I guess, "from out of the heart the mouth speaks..." What rules your heart/s I wonder?

I will relay to my friends and family the attitude you obviously truly feel and basically I don't think it will be helpful for the Singapore tourist industry. We don't go where we're not wanted.

"Singapore Girl" as in our old TV advertisements, enticing us to visit your country - Yeah, sure!

Posted by: Sister on Feb 17, 08 | 9:34 pm

BatGirl: I am only a man, subtlety doesn't work.

Mariah: don't worry, apart from a few aggressive taxi drivers every Singaporean, of whatever racial background, I have met (face to face) has been very nice, if slightly overanxious to press the Door CLose button in lifts... The "some" Singaporeans you have experienced, are probably all TheCitizen logged on here under other names.

She is probably one of those undercover bloggers who work for the PAP to try and spread pro-gahmen propaganda on then web. She's doing a great job!

& TheCitizen probably doesn't get the Joycean reference in her name - or maybe she does. The Citizen in Ulysses is the one-eyed Fenian, one of the nasty men in the book, who sets his dog GarryOwen on, and throws a biscuit-tin-lid at the rapidly departing Leopold Bloom, saying "they" - the jews - should never have been allowed in the country! (sound familiar?) ... However, Bloom, cries out "Your Jesus was a jew, and His father!" and ascends to heaven in a fiery chariot, in triumph, like the propher Elijah!...

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 17, 08 | 10:17 pm

BatGirl: p.s. I am very particular about who cooks my steaks and how well they are done.

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 17, 08 | 10:19 pm

Expat - we both know I'm a huge flirt with a totally dirty mind.

Besides, I can give you references. :-)

Posted by: Batbitch on Feb 17, 08 | 10:28 pm

BatBitch: I'm afear'd I might end up like your Cap'n Ahab...

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 17, 08 | 10:44 pm

BB: btw wot does f.o.i.m mean?

No, don't tell me.

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 17, 08 | 10:46 pm

Okay, I won't.

But you're pulling my leg, right?

Posted by: Batbitch on Feb 17, 08 | 11:30 pm

BB: I never pull anything unless explicity invited.

I am truly lost. This must be Zook shortspeak. I speak English only.

fat old impotent man?
fat old important man
frequents orchard, invites massage
faster orgasms in mind
fellow onanist involving mesopotamians

I give up...

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 18, 08 | 10:23 am

I'll keep those in mind.

Try: fraternity of infinite monkeys. :)

Posted by: Batbitch on Feb 18, 08 | 10:32 am

BB: kicks self immensely hard up the arse... lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That joke I used when I set the blog up 4 years ago, christ OVER 4 years ago, had forgotten it was even there... crying with laughter! :'-)

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 18, 08 | 11:10 am

Damn, no wonder people love you.

Now, the question I've been dying to ask; Eat any squid lately?

Posted by: Batbitch on Feb 18, 08 | 11:32 am

BB: Not everybody apparently.

Not been eating live male squid, that's for sure. Although I did watch a Rammstein DVD on the weekend, I am not that into buccal spermatophores...

Youself, ever had the strange lumps in your throat problem?

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 18, 08 | 11:43 am

The Citizen is beneath notice, and of no consequence.

The analogous substance I usually ingest doesn't appear to cause the same reaction. ;-)

(I would think OOMPH! a more appropriate reference.)

OMG, who the fuck took over my brain? I so don't talk like that. :D

Posted by: Batbitch on Feb 18, 08 | 11:55 am

OK Expat, what is going on with the blogging? Since the housemate left your company you have had little to extol. Why is that? I keep dropping in to look for a new entry and...... nothing! Come on, I need a chuckle.

I wonder if the conservative repression of the local population up there is going to cause a riot? From my reading above, the pressure value needs to have a relief and luckily you provide a forum for the repressed to express their frustration about the non conformists.

Keep up the good work!

Posted by: sino man on Feb 18, 08 | 2:28 pm

Sino: two things.

1. Busy at work.: training going on and stress due to failure in management to organise things properly leaving me to do three mutually exclusive things at once, but I don't blog about work so...
2. Busy at play. Junk trip followed by party at my place: hangover... but I don;t blog when I can't focus...

This chat with Batgirl is the longest I've been on the computr for ages! And must go to Doctors right now, too! cheers...

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 18, 08 | 3:19 pm

Well isn't that special. Whatever happened to the citizen just changing the channel.

I admire you for not starting your reply with , "Jane you ignorant slut!" and ending with something to the effect of ,"suck my........".

Posted by: Skippy-san on Feb 19, 08 | 10:03 am

Skip: TheCitizen is on a mission from God it would seen. She's also been tracking Milos Sadik, but he's taken his blog down.

No point in aggravating her.

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 19, 08 | 5:27 pm

I can't believe you get hatemail on a post where you link to Creepy...WTF!!!

You weren't even bitching about anything.

Posted by: Indiana on Feb 21, 08 | 8:54 am

She's the same person from the Rickshaw Uncle blog... When your paranoid and psychotic you don't need a triggering concept, you live your own...

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 21, 08 | 6:51 pm

Maybe its a delusional misdirected love?

Posted by: Indiana on Feb 22, 08 | 8:31 am

Definitely Not a mission from God - God is not into malicious, sadistic, cruel vengeance (the other side for sure). Maybe look at 'Creepy's' website a little deeper, and you'll discover a link to Satan Worshipers! - and there have been a few nasty things happening lately - interesting!! But of course Creepy doesn't believe in deities - why promote the "Church of Satan" then, plus at the end of his left-side panel, the number 666?

Posted by: Sister on Feb 26, 08 | 11:04 pm

Sorry Creepy if you read this - you do seem a nice guy actually -just wondering about that link tho? Maybe it's only a joke??

Some of us aren't atheists you see (I might stand alone there) - oh well at least I've got .... courage??

Posted by: Sister on Feb 27, 08 | 3:18 pm

Mariah: the god called Jehovah in the old testament certainly IS all those things you say. Oh but of course YOUR God is not. People can choose the characteristics of their preferred God? Whatever makes them feel comfy, safe and of course redeemed?

Good point about the church of satan, though. REAL atheists don't beleive in fallen gods or fallen angels either! Nor in horoscopes or haruspicy nor astrology, augury, bibliomancy, cartomancy, cheiromancy or palmistry, cybermancy, gastromancy, extispicy, feng shui, I Ching divination, necromancy, numerology, oneiromancy, onomancy, ouija, rhabdomancy, runecasting or runic divination, scrying and taromancy, black cats, evil eyes, walking under ladders, or 13...

Touch wood.

Posted by: expat@large on Feb 27, 08 | 10:14 pm


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