The Cleaning Products... Are In The Cupboard
[A rewrite as the slow (but free) Internet connection caused the 99% finished and much more amusing first draft of this to disappear.]
Most of you would have received this video via viral email spamming from some of your acquaintances who consider themselves to a) have a sense of humor and b) know you well enough to load your inbox with 12MBs per day of tripe - that 10,000BHt for a Bangkok hitman is looking CHEAP - but it does have an oblique relevance to my previous post.
It is not just the Hong and Singapore tai-tai housewives' clubs (shopping, chardonnay, champagne and cocaine, dahling!) who have nothing to talk about beyond the thieving, conniving ignorant ways of their domestic staff...
Beat me with a broom and then shove it up my ass. Feurte!"
While we are in the business of kicking maids when they are down (a metaphor, a metaphor!), here are some true lines from my friends that are genuinely funny:-
- "I told her I work in Marketing. She thought I meant that I work at the market. She was too proud to tell her friends that, so she told them I was a secretary."
- During an interview with both husband and wife, her potential employers, a maid asked:
"Do I get headache money?"
"Headache money?" replied the wife.
"Yes, headache money. For when Ma'am has a headache, and Sir has his needs."
Surprisingly, after sleeping most of the day, the feet are very swollen - emailing pics to the doc... Is there some antibiotic, anti-ulceration, anti-flesh-eating bacteria cream I should be putting on them?
Despite the nauseating feet, E@L has dinner needs at the moment, so... enough.
OTHER MONKEYS SAID
That is funny! Of course the headache money is something that gets renegotiated later I assume...........
Yep, hubby is a buddy, he was in the background going *cut-throat, cut-throat* - "Icksnay on the eadachehay oneymay" to the maid...
Well ... if you really want me to. ;-)