Thinking Too Much
With my feet up, watching No Reservations with Izzy, a terrifying thought came to me --
It's been 8 years since I had anything like a real girlfriend (S. aka The MainSqueeze).
The part-time maid is coming over to cook my dinner tonight.
Are these two facts related?
OTHER MONKEYS SAID
Thought this might interest you...
A propros of... me needing a shag?
Just what we need, more pseudo-ineffectual Aussies exhibiting rantish behaviour on the unsubscribed blogosphere... Does Clive James have nothing better to do?
Well Australia still has quite a bit of catching up to do in the pedantry department.
I thought a girlfriend was supposed to be a part time maid-with benefits!
Or is a maid a part time girlfriend-with benefits?
Either way-seems to me like a trip to OT or Duxton Hill is order.......................
I'll need a wing-man for that...
Once I break my shackles and get myself free of Australia Expat, I would happily perform the required wing-man duties.
Doesn't the part time maid provide a 'happy ending'?
Sino- "Australia Expat" is the missus? Actually at the moment I need more than a wing-man. More like I need to repair my landing gear.
Re: happy endings and maids. Sexploitation of the serving classes does not come easily to E@L - it comes, just not easily, viz: Neptunes II, Wanchai, Sunday afternoons.