You peoples have no idea how this cartoon - from The Onion a few years ago, and which I cannot find to link to now - how this cartoon so completely summarises a certain period of my life...
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Sigh. Those were the days... apart from the punk bit - I was a "surfie".
OTHER MONKEYS SAID
I would probably never have learned about sex if it hadn't been for girls.
My first sexual experience was very traumatic, it scared me for life. It was late, it was dark and I was all alone...
Man, I've been there!
I remember when I was first with my ex-we compared notes on girls from our old high school. Turns out more than a few that I thought were un attainable turned out to be the biggest tramps since Delilah!
True stroy for me - years later I hooked up with the girl... It was destiny!