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Men Talking To Women

Thursday down the tubes...

If they just want to shag you, if they don't really care about you, think of you as a body not a person, maybe they don't even like you but wouldn't say no to a BJ or a fuck, if they think of you as pretty much a life-support system for a pussy, then they can talk...

They can rave on for hours about all sort of things, sound smart, seem concerned and interested in your views (they are NOt interested), and they can weave tales and tell of exploits with a glib ease that charms the pants off you, as is the plan.

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If they don't want to shag you, think of you as noli me tangere, like you as a friend, maybe they admire you but you're married and out-of-bounds, you're intelligent and interesting, you're smart and unmarried but even compared to my dog you're unnattractive, or maybe you're just not their type, if they think of you as a good listener, a shoulder to whinge on...

They can rave on for hours about all sorts of things, sounds smart, seem concerned and interested in your views (they may genuinely BE interested), and they can weave tales and tell of exploits with a glib ease that could charm the pants off you, if that was the plan, but it's not.

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If they hardly know you but think you're fantastic, gorgeous, they want to find out more about you, what makes you tick, what food you like, what movies, books, music, want you to think of them as smart and witty, attractive and worthy, if they just want to take you out of this place for a coffee, they cannot put three coherent words into a meaningful string...

They stumble over comments on the weather, fuck up on the time of day or the date, lay bare their childlike inanity by trying to show-off, miss that single opportunity to create an private conversational space, say something offensive that was meant to be funny, make you feel intimidated when they were trying to explain something complicated which to them appeared simple because of all their experience, the old fart...

And you will probably never see them again...


Your blurmbling sturumbling tongue-tied blutherererering idiot... E@L

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Posted by: expat@large on Oct 12, 07 | 12:15 am | Profile


OTHER MONKEYS SAID



So, I guess its watching Sport Center again tonight?


Posted by: Skippy-san on Oct 12, 07 | 7:44 am

Advice (for what it is worth) from this dog...just talk with the girl as you would talk to a friend. Just talk with her...it really doesn't matter what you say, just be interested in her responses, and ask questions.

But talk with her and not at her.


Posted by: Indiana on Oct 12, 07 | 10:27 am

Skip: pass the beer-nuts across man...

Indy: but's she's not a friend, she someone I don't know, a relative stranger but she's not some chick in a bar, it's a work environment... I run the risk of a spray of mace or a restraining order or a sexual harrassment charge... Or a "Sure, let's meet somewhere," which is even scarier...


Posted by: expat@large on Oct 12, 07 | 12:01 pm

Shit mate.. I've been there.. You'll make it through the first three and if it's the latter you'll die happy


Posted by: Pete3859 on Oct 12, 07 | 9:29 pm

Pete: LOL!

Next time you come to Sing we'll do Brix, then we'll all die happy. Broke, but happy.


Posted by: expat@large on Oct 13, 07 | 1:42 am


THIS MONKEY SAYS




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