In Macau currently, sitting in the Dr's office, waiting between scans... Still alive, stealing bandwidth from some unsecured WiFi somewhere nearby, maybe the Starbucks underneath us.
Just wanted to say will get back to my more usual prolix self at some stage soon. Still have some Paris and Austria stories to tell. For the moment, having fun and catching up with people.
Yatchetting out to Tai Long Wan on Sunday for an on-board BBQ on a great catamaran, getting sunburnt, wondering what the rich people are doing as we floated in the emerald waters, wine in hand, then later having beers and roast beef with Spike and Simon from BC Magazine (who showed great fortitude in resisting the temptation to offer E@L a well-paid columnist job) on Sunday evening, as a for example of my life.
Dinner last night at Wooloo-Mooloo at the start of LKF in HK. Thoroughly recommend the place. Brilliant. Everyone should drink and eat there often and order the most expensive drinks and meal they can, bring their friends, family, guests in town, etc... (Disclaimer: what me have some shares in the place? What, who said that?) Will do similarly 2% owned Red Stone in Tsim Sha Tsui on Thursday before heading home to watch the Preliminary Final (Geelong v Collingwood) on Friday.
Tonight, probably checking out the new Venetian Resort, said to be the world's largest combined casino/hotel/building/enclosed-space/brothel/gangster-haven/Macau-tax-collection-site/poverty-creation-facility.
So, my life in a nutshell.
That reminds me of an extremely non-PC very rude joke:
Little Jenny (sister of Little Johnny) comes home from school, says to her mum:
"I saw the teachers penis today"
"What!!!" says mum.
"Yes, but it reminded me of a peanut!"
"Why, because it was small, brown and shrivelled up?"
"No," says Little Jenny, "because..." [Sorry the punchline has been confiscated by the E@L Department of Second Thoughts.]
Oops, gotta go, someone needs me to help them be pregnant. (By getting a 3D of their baby's face!)
OTHER MONKEYS SAID
"NO," says Little Jenny, "because it was salty."
I can't believe you edited on the punchline. :-)
I'm glad he did - it gives me some hope about him! I see now that 'Blonde' jokes are out, and 'Paedophilic' ones are in?
I personally think 'Second Thoughts' are good .....! (Ha ha ha ...) ha?
Totally out of topic I know, but I just had to tell you...saw an Oz movie called "Kenny" yesterday....and Kenny looks a tad like you my darling E@L! I just wanted to cuddle him.
Ah yes. That would be Shane Jacobson antipodean scatologist... "It's as silly as a bum full of smarties"
when are you going to be unbusy? i have news
Sorry I posted this twice: some glitch in Kong Kong.
Pete commented: It's really quite unfair of you to tell a joke and leave us hanging there all expectant like without the climax!!
VPS, Dick: haven't seen the movie yet.
Sav: home for a while, I hope. What?
i broke my foot...after attending ..
wait for it....
it's a good one...
the smart women's conference
That must have hurt: the ego I mean..
It must have really ....
wait for it...