Why Men Cannot Win
She (GITP): The best sex I had lasted for only 30secs and then he finished.
Us (BITP) (together): You only made love for 30 secs?
She: Well, not only - we had 2 hours of foreplay before...
Us: WHAT! That's not 30 secs of making love, that's 30 sec of penetration. You actually made love for 2hrs and 30secs! That's so unfair the way you described that.
She: Well, yeah I guess. And it was good.
OTHER MONKEYS SAID
I miss talking about sex. =(
The people I hang out with regularly just go "Ieuw!" when I start cracking dirty jokes (all the time) or when I say naughty things (when I'm not cracking dirty jokes).
I miss *having* sex. =(
The conversation topics are different in Australia, for sure. What happened on Big Brother last night, things like that. Why did I leave again?
i miss sex. i don't understand why my ex calls it making love. e@l, since you're a man, can you explain it to me?
good to know i'm not the only one missing *having* sex... i have a reason, but...wait, i can HAVE sex...i miss making love *w*
Ivy: Your ex-called sex "making love", just as he called work "making money". No I can't expain. I'm not a typical man. I have no car.
I used to call sex "3 hours sweating and struggling in order to feel selfish and guilty again." (and that was when I was by myself!)
haha, come on. It WAS 30sec. haha.but my best ever!! heehee
Have a safe trip. muack!