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OK Time To Move On
Aussie Pioneering Spirit
Shagging In Public
Whatever Happened To Harry?
The Best Policy
Funny, You Don't Look Japanese
On A New Drug
Naomi Says It
Capitalism Will Eat Itself
Hot Or Not?
The Man Of Infinite Jest
Report on The Evening of Sunday...
E@L Is Unwell
I Have An Addiction!
The Quality Of Specialists
Film Recommendation - In Bruges
HBO Say Toodah, I Say Chewdar
Australian Writer/Journalist/Blogger Detained in Thailand
Seditious Quote Of The Day
Sweet Little Piss
Adverse Penile Reactions to Efexor (Effexor)
Books Meme - Could Not Resist
Izzy Gets Me Up
Recommended Reading - Recommended Drugs - Recommended Listening
What I Was Talking About When I Was Talking About My Foot
Sticky One Coming Up For The Toeminator - Little Johnny Joke
Meanwhile, Back In The Office
The Tent - HK Rugby Sevens - 9th State Playing
eBanking = eNfuriating
Sarkozy + Bruni = Bush + ?
iNteresting iMac oBservation / OneNote Is Excellent
Busy Getting Well
Who Should Light The Olympic Flame In The Beijing Stadium?
Who IS This Serious White Haired Young Man?
Sweet Home Singapura
Bite Me! or My Carbon Toothprint?
Black Swan Sashimi
Don't Give Up Your Night Job
Beach Rd Patong 2008
The More I Look At This, The More My Brain Hurts
The Bimbo Strikes Back
Is This How You Spend Eternity?
As I Order An IceCream
Sorry, I WON'T Publish That Again
I'm Sorry I'll Publish That Again
Ripeness Is All
First Day Wasted Reducked
Phuket - That's Pronounced Pookette.
Watch Out Unbelievers! [Amended]
It's Official II
And I Would Blog 500,000 Times
The Bruce Chronicles
Gee, What A Nithe Guy!
Nice To Know
Out Of HK, Into BKK
Really Big Building Syndrome
Covet Not thy Neighbours Burglars
Schedule Update - The New Black Is Not the Old Black
I Am Legend - Alternative Ending
I'm Not Gonna Cry
Big Plane, Fly Over The Water
Buy This Album
In Which The Alien Umbrella Bursts From E@L's Chest Again.
Shit! Gray Square Of Death!
The Photo - Was It Worth The Effort?
OK No Photo of My ReCrowded Desk, Then...
My iMouse Has A Right Button!
I Hate It When This Happens
Lost Passport News
The Desk (Before and After iMac)
Precessing On The Ecliptic
iMac - OhMac!
The New Me
Permanently Passport Pissed
Quotes De Jour from Google and others
Hey, Bo Diddley
For Someone Who Didn't Believe Me
The Expelled - The Calmative - The End
Was Not Planning On Sighing Today, BUT
Grovelling Letter To Australian Consul
Che Fece… Il Gran Refuto
King Of Irony - Cont'd
I Am The King Of Irony
Blogs Vs Mainstream Media in UK Science
If They Built a Fortress Around Your Passport
Meanwhile In Sunny Singapore
Try Firefox / Safari
I Can't Log On, I Log On
Pointless Incessant Barking
You Can't Teach An Old Blog New Tricks
I Can't Blog On, I Blog On
Mellifluity. Mellifluity? Melli-the fuck!
Speaking Of Facebook
Blogs Are Dead, Long Live Blogs
Great Aussie Lovers? Ha!
Even MORE Awry!
Plans Gone Awry
Tix & Pix
Kabul - Kaboom
The Conversational Corners I Paint Myself Into
That's The Second Time I've Fallen For It This Week...
Al-salaam Al-aikom from Alexandria
The Riddle Of The Sphinx - Redux
Is How Is Done In Egypt
Power Of Prayer (Thought Mediated Reality can bite me)
Cairo Australian Embassy, Ya Gotta Love 'Em!
To Libya Or Not To Libya
CSS Is A Shit To Sort Out
E@L's Do Nothing Saturday
Burma Cyclone - Some Advice
The E@L And The Ant
Missing Fingertip Grows Media Support System
E@L Petting Thai Girl
In Quest Of The Dick's Knot
Holy Get Well Soon BatBitch
Duxton Hill Rd Conversation
From a Comment (plus extemporising rant)
Tale Of Three Cities
Never Get Out Of The Boat: Pt 3
Never Get Out Of The Boat: Pt 2
Never Get Out Of The Boat: Pt 1
You've Cum Along Way Baby!
Kopi's Last Toast
Need Your Ironing Done?
How Not To Improve The Rugby Sevens
Harry Belafonte Took A Dump In Your Handbag!
The HK Vibe
Beautiful Camels Festival
Something To Think About... Or To Supress?
Don't Know Much About... Tibet
Irritating Bowel Syndrome
Rashid He Sell Burqa
Happy St Patricks Day To You And All
The Outlook Is Not Good
At Pub Three Men
Packing From Perth
Steak and CS Day
G'day Moite: Reduxed to Tears
William Hazlitt: The Man, The Essay, The Biographer.
Reasons To Be An Expat: #4,355,701
The Accidental Tourist Hits Mumbai
Service With A Snarl
Low Hanging Fruit for Next President Of USA
Where Is Indy?
Hamlet Explained By Tribal Elders
Facebook Question | Taking A Dump In India
Ow, Not Ow.
Brief Foot Update 6 weeks post Morton's Neuroma Excision | The Joker | Brief Family Update
Under The Influence of Prescription Drugs
Lessons I Have Learned
Message From Beyond?
NICE Taxi Driver #1
E@L's Phone Takes a Taxi Ride: Part 5
Great Cliches In Cinema - The Nod (Slow)
Church Of Lost Souls
iHeart despair dot com
Timor Leste, The Lest We Forget the Better
R.I.P. Roy Schneider
Night Of Horror
Circular Rd 9pm
This Is Amazing!
To Sugar Or Not Two Sugars?
The Cleaning Products... Are In The Cupboard
In Which E@L Finds His Lost Despair Only to Gain it Again.
MEN and SHEDS (Poem to be delivered in style of RJB)
Feet - Breakfast
Why Do Some Men Visit Bangkok?
Singapore Maids Jealous Of American Domestic Help
Xenophobic Singapore? - It's A Xenophobic World
Light Blogging Ahead - Redux II
I Should Be Packing : Various Digressions
Aliens V Predator II : I Haven't Seen It
Aussies Shut Down Changi Airport!
Trouser Snakes On A Plane
Drinks With Skip
Remembering Australia's Leaders' Attitude To Suharto
Mistah Fischer - He Dead
Love My Sushi, My Sushi Loves Me
More WTF? More Limping
Nobody Expected Spanish Inquisitors To Be Anything But Shifty on "Torture" Definition
I'm Paying For This?
Thinking Too Much
Karma (My Name Is E@L)
The God Parts of The Brain Damage
Fucking Quod Fucktard Erat Fuck Demonstrandum
I'm A Fucking Criminal AGAIN!
Step In Step Out
Ten New Things, 2007
White Man's Burden
Chennai-Pune Kingfisher 0411
Pune Times Warp
Tsunami - The Aftermath
No-one Blogs Any More
Ship Of Fools
My Kinda Town Kinda
Evil has a Name
Business Class, and He Whinges!
I Want To Live In Another World
Singapore Girls - Lecherous Expats
One Armed Reading Robbery
Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Artist
Woof Woof, goes Burma
As Requested: Christopher Hitchens Pole-Dancing
Forex Trading - What Not To Do...
Thailand Expat Life-Cycle - Step One: The Bad Tatt
If You Get The Chance
Asian Godfathers, by Joe Studwell
Happy Or Not?
So Much For Light Blogging, leh?
Rickshaw Uncle Rips-off Mild-Mannered Tourists and Other Digressions
Purchase On Reality
Need a New MP3 Player
Light! Posting! Ahead!
Why I Have Not Written All My Books
Spellcheck Not Ruereiqd
Suggestion For Singapore Elevators
My Novel's Plot STOLEN
This Has Got To STOP!
Easing Of Registration Restrictions at E@L? Nuh.
One of The Problems With Globalization Is...
Edwardian Pedophile Still At Large!
Spike In Town
Heel, Hemlock, Heel!
Escape From Tokyo (Immigration Queue)
Change Of Topic
History Of Religion - World Map
Somewhat Eclectic and Diverse Pre-Reading List
I Still Miss The Mouse
Self-Help Site for Muslim Porn Addicts
Men Talking To Women
Such Good Friends
Life In The Old Dog Yet
Further on the God, Death thing, but briefly
No, Yes, You're right
Shag, The Dancing Cat
Did You Feel Like Jesus?
Big Day In Geelong
Saturday is Grand Final Day
How Dare They?
Who Moved My Golfball?
Busy One, La!
I'm Back: Taxis Have Gone
A La Rechereche Singapore Perdu
Paris - Day Yesterday, Day Today, Day Tomorrow
Paris - Day what the hell is it already?
Paris: Day Four - Oops, Did I Miss Day Three, Part Two?
Paris - Day Three: Part One - Food
Day Two - Cimetière Montparnasse: Part Two
Day Two - Cimetière Montparnasse - Part One.
Paris - Day One: St Germain des Pres, Latin Quarter
Paris - Pre-Flight, Flight, Arrival.
How Do I Spam Thee?
The Not-Scorched Dresser
Mmmm, Paris! Chubby Hubby's Guided Tour
Holy Fuck - Sorry 'Bout That Chief...
The Louis Cypher Effect
How I Spent My Singapore Weekend
Straits Times Makes Major Factual Error of In Key Sports Match
Conscience Wrestling For Beginners
On My Mind
E@L GHQ - Formerly an IKEA-free Zone
Hints: a) It Makes The World Go Around b) It Allows E@L To Go Around The World
Dead Centers of Paris
I Am SO Going To Do This - But Not That (Watch Another Jodorowsky Movie)
Newton Circle Jerk
The Art Of Lost Conversation
No Country For Old Men
Paris - Je t'aime, hopefully...
Books and Death
Tryhard de Charlatan
Sucker For Push Advertising
Out Of Timber So Crooked
What Would Homer Simpson Do?
World Famous in Cambodia!
What Next? Marge Topless?
The China Dream
It's All Relative, Uncle
Lost In The Jungle
Paris Axolotl: Axolotl Blogger
A Few Lines Before Bedtime...
What's Your Indian Name?
Bullet-Proof Vest for Motor-Cyclists in Jakarta?
Tussles Of The Gods
Speaking Of Throwing Up...
They Don't Make Robbers They Way They Used To
Not a Good Day
Chicken and Fish (or Prawns)
WARNING: Go Easy On Those Dope Cookies
Are You Old Enough For E@L?
Japglish to English Required
Some Party Photos
It's The Small Things
Obvious YouTube Link
Didgers Miss Me?
Culture Shock in West Indies
Frailty, Thy Name is Seating Equipment
Grab Him, Don't Let Him Go!
Only Try This At Home.
Birds Of Power
Kopi and Kaya Toast
May You Never Grow Old Bald and Fat
Older Woman BJ Gets Boy Released After Younger Girl BJ
Regional DVD -- **brimstone fumes exit nostrils**
Sash Hangs Up Her Stilettos
"God is NOT Great"
It's Not JUST Me
In Search of Lost...?
Was that ALL he said?
Lost In Translating
You Guys Are Squeamish!
Posting Problems? - Eat The Extinct
VIP MoS E@L
E@L History Files: Gadget Troubles circa 2001
Izzy in a Borat? - Entertainment Value
Party Invitations Are OUT! (as in, like, sent.)
E@L's First Ever "Babe Of The Week"
It's TRUE - Hoegaarden Shortage Strikes Expats Unawares
What's The Skinny on Fat Countries?
Divine Intervention in Singapore Property Market?
Who Said That?
Breakfast At The Homesick Restaurant
Miss Your Turn
Brilliant, he says anonymously...
Bruce in BKK
Democracy Under Sniper Attack
YouTube is Blocked in Thailand!
Hardship Postings Again
Alas My Life Was Incomplete
The Spike Spike
Singapore Should Buy JB
Who Owns Australia?
Last Night Will Have To Wait
Google Web History - Similar Quotes
Some Things I Sort Of Know About My Father
Mismeasure of Singapore
Macau - Moon River
Wouldn't It Be Nice?
How Long Are You Going To Use That Knee Excuse?
'Democracy in America' Explained.
Democracy in America, 1938
No Sex Please, We're American
The Art or Insanity of Alejandro Jodorowsky
E@L's Perfect (if tedious) Chip Recipe
Our Silence Says All That We Need To Say
MEP Banned From Speaking At Public Forum
R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut Jr
An Orchard of Shoe Trees
Pay Me More Too
See You There?
It's Official! E@L Is "Global Talent"!
I Have Seen The Future Of Computing And It Is Closed For Unreasonable Security Reasons
HK 7s Report
So If Today Is Singapore, This Must Be Monday.
Snow Daze (there's an original pun for you!)
Maid Staging For Expat Disease
The New Google Search Engine?
Knee Failure (or a pulled "heart muscle"?) - Nekkid Saunas
Friskodude: Soon To Be Free? Latest Update on Granny Basher...
Math Quiz - Time and Space
More "Last Ever Size" Posts Still To Come...
The Last Walk of E@L
Switzerland und Austria Fahrtings
Why Do We Question?
The Last Ever "Does Size Matter" Post
The Year Of Living Pynchonesquely
'Safe' In Indonesia
Sports Mad E@L!
You Think You Feel Bad?
Two Three Good Reads
Why Men Cannot Win
The Fun-Park In Utopia
Did I Miss Something While I Was Away?
Heading Up Country (addendum)
Heading Up Country Part 3
Heading Up Country, Part Two
Heading Up Country A Coupla Clicks
Rules Of Seducing E@L
Two More For the Quotes List
One Night In Bangkok
Full of Function
Hua Hin Five-O, or Sentosa Five-O?
Secret Of Happiness
Violence Of The Lambs
Zone of Mediocrity
Achievement Related Pleasure
A Little Taste of Zurich, Here in Singapore!
The Choise of Valentines
Another Home-Cooked Meal, Another Disaster(ish)
Wanchai Chronicles: Parte The Seconde
Not Down, Not Out...
One Of These Days, Alice, ONE OF THESE DAYS!
GBS Shaving Story
Invest in AVIVA! Get Sick? - Get Fucked!
Death Of A Dictator
How to find E@L
CNN - Truth in Advertising?
Price To Pay
And Finally This Fine Morning As I Prepare Breakfast
Singafuckedpore: Redux #456,768
Mmm, this beer tastes nice...
Spooky Mystic Wierd #323,397
Blogging and Privacy - Oxymorons In Search of a Mutually Exclusive Pair 'a Ducks?
Bring Me The Hunted Head Of E@L
Minister's Minor Prime Salary Adjustment
One Swallow, What Summer Already?
Bloody Hell Not ANOTHER Taxi-Driver Situation
Pan's Labyrinth Redux
A Myth Not Hit
Let me read that again...
Amazing Friskodude Update!
Bad Santa, Bad Bali
Required Christmas Reading
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year & Blogging Hiatus
Visitor 250,000 Coming Up
I'm Going Under...
Holy Brass Monkeys
Bloody OCBC! Bloody Singapore Air!
I See A Long Tunnel LeadingTo A Bright White Light
Changes At Gaddi's?
MT2T - Cheap Surgical Option in BKK? Not!
Face Pulling - The Classification System
Put DownYour Books and Step Away From The Library Card.
Fascism Is Fun
I Know It's BEEN Sauce, But What Is It NOW?
No Train - No Pain!
News flash from the BEEB
DOMS and Subs
Spray-On Condoms Should Be Tested in Bangkok
Membership Account Activation Now Required
Attack of 50ft Zombie Divorcees (Redux)
Radioblog and Stats
From The 'Fads Come and Fads Go - By Definition' Division of E@L Marketing Research Inc.
GST Hike Arrives Early in HFC - Poor People To Benefit Before Christmas?
Busy Weekend Coming Up
Too Close -- Mets
E@L's Enron, Parte The 2nd - Here's How He Did It.
"If You Can't Handle The Truth, Read The Straits Times!"
E@L's Own Personal Enron
“They’re not great puppies if they’re fake!”
And On A Personal Note
GMail Spam Filter Issues with Spam, Egg, Sausage and Spam
Another Weekend Passes
History Lessons Not Taken
A Bad Day
Distracted - Inferred, Stimulated and Temperamented
Finally Got That Post Up - Need Geek Support... Python! Strangles Blog Post
Readallarbardit! E@L Scoops StraitjacketTimes! E@L Nearly Citizen-Journalist of The Year!
Glad Not To Be A Bangkok Expat Blogger
Darwin Awards - from Darwin!
Signs of Civilization
Biting The Hand That Feeds YouTube
Light Blogging Ahead
Small Change - BIG Change
I log on and my heart goes straight to my mouth...
This Is My Life -- On a SWIFT
Is It Just Me
How Relaxed Are You?
Original Free Hugs Guy
The Nutty Professor
Taipei Karaoke 101
What LKY is NOT...
The Karaoke/Jam Session World Of Expat@Large
Some Reasons Why god Exists.
Interesting Medical Observation for All You Guys Chasing Young Tarts
God: The Video
ArseBruise: The YouTube Movie
The BEST Live Album Ever Recorded?
Singapore: An Attractive Destination!
Werewolves of Boat Quay
Eve of St Mooncake
Sacked! Not Sacked!
One Track Mind
Roses Are Red
Nothing to Fear but FEER Itself
T-Shirt For VPS
Statins: To Blame For My Sore Feet and My, umm, Memory Loss?
Keep Your Eyes Open For Boobs!
Dinner With Milos
OOOWWW!! I mean YYUUCKKK!!! It's Near Naked Sunday!
More On Perfect
Oh that's rapid, that's rapid
Banned Books Week
Man On Fire
Bastard Behind The Eyes
Might Try The Wine Company on Evans Rd
E@L at The Gym?
Diet for Life!
Speak Ostentatiously Alienating English
LG15 Anticipated by William Gibson
No Names No Pack Drill
Reasons To Hate Singapore #247,399
LISTEN EVERYBODY, Just Cheer The Fuck Up OK!
No Robinson Crusoe
Comes a Time
Final Post For Today - Promise
Fraternity of Moleskins -- Not Lingerie Shopping With Miss Izzy
Literary Event of The Century
God's In Her Heaven
Is This A Metaphor?
Speaking of Public Appearances
Change Of Date - Apologies
Insufficient or Misplaced Commitment
Steve Irwin Farewell Bash?
Friskodude Gone Missing?
Note To Self
MRS Noh Goat or MR Noh Goat? YOU Decide!
Nightmare of Morrocco
The Thoughts You Think When The Draught You Drink
What Song Would Sting Sing At Steve Irwin's Funeral?
In Memoriam - Steve Irwin
Erectile Dysfunction Spam Member-bot
As Good An Excuse As Any
Not That There's Anything Wrong...
This Is Not A Test - OK It's A Test
Ouch - Redux
Ouch - it only hurts when I live
Taxi Drivers - AGAIN!
Weekend Away - Don't Forget To Criticise China, I Won't
Farewell China Readers - After This Post E@L Will Be Banned From The Middle Kingdom
In Bed When It's Raining -- Martinis
What Do YOU Want To Be When You Grow Up
Inspirational Star Trek
What This Country Needs
Make The Wife Happy
Cardiac Defects in Vietnamese Children
Bad Bad - Terrible Terrible
Spooky Mystic Weird #407
Too Gutless To Send This
Saigon Sunday Blues
Spammed By Hare Krishnas!
What Happening In Singapore?
Vale Singapore Serf - Knight of Pentacles
Bloody Hacked Again!
Rethink On New Rule
New Rule! - New Meme?
OK I Was Feeling A Bit Down
Is This The Face Of A Sad Man?
Sideways, if not Totally Horizontal.
All I Want For Christmas
What NOT to do in London
Saturday Night In Singapore
Suicide Watch - Israel (II)
Laughing At My Own Jokes
What To Do In London
Singapore Times Crossword
Suicide Watch - Israel
To Sleep , Perchance to Dream.
You Are What You Read
Last Libyan Notes - First London Note
Infantile Singapore: Press and Government
Drinking and Smoking in Libya:
Roman Ruins of Leptis Magna
Eight Miles Hi
CSS & Color Scheme Tweaks - Air-Con Turf Wars - Light Blogging Ahead
I Can't BELIEVE It - Good Ship E@L GHQ Sinking Fast
Revenue Authority Overreaction
Told You So
Hot In The City
Fancy A Pint?
London Organized : Singapore Unorganized : Long Delayed Post-Natal Depression
Prick Of A Day
What To Do In London Over A Weekend
A Life In Movies (uncredited)
Asia Blog Awards 2006
Hua Hin - The Evidence
How About Them Aussies? Soccer ? Love it!
Libya oh Libya oh have you met Libya?
Word of The Day - Acculturate
Hemlock in Guangdong
This Is Not A Blog About Me (that's the plan)
Vegemite Oscillation Index
Look Out Gaddafi, Here I Come! Maybe.
The BusUncle Code!
Bad Democracy Hub?
Street Song Serenade
Bigger Than Ben Hua
Hacked Again And I Missed It - aka Not My Fault #4
Google Mouse House
All Our Penis Are Attached To Your Mom
Mouse and Mousette
Didn't You Used To Be Someone Else?
Not My Fault #3
Nude Lip On The Blog (2) - Missing Role Model
Nude Lip On The Blog
An Irish Poem Singaporified
Middlescence and Jazz/Rock Fusion
Burning Candles At Both Ends For Fun And Profit
Pick-Up Tray Death Symptomatic of Uncaring Government IMHO
Guess What's Still Not Working.
Asshat - Origins of The Expression
And Flow My Tears, The Gahmen Said
Problems With Trying To Maintain a Reputation For Being Funny All The Freaking Time
Ermita and Other Filipino Literature.
Need a Holiday Destination
How E@L Got His Groovy Blog Back (2)
How E@L Got His Groovy Blog Back (1)
The Optical Inch
Ready For That Operation Ma'am?
The Risks Of Fatherhood (1)
If We Make a Sequel We Could Even Lose More!
Naive Immigration Question
Typical Blogging v Novel-Writing Angst From Another Wannabe Writer Who Knows He'll Never Rise Beyond His Mediocre Blog... Me.
Thagoth - E@L's Book Of The Week
Gone Phishin' II
Historical Research (1)
Behaves Like A Sphincter, IS a Sphincter
Fucking Firefox - The UnTabbable Tabbed Browser
It's A Beautiful Day
China A Joke?
Dissident Funny But Naughty Blogger
There You Go
The Best Dreams I've Ever Had
Retail Therapy, sigh...
Do'h! (Parts: 3,567,583 through -93)
I Can't Go If You're Watching
Bags and Baggage
Trying Not to Roll My Eyes
Crabby About Crab
Yet Another Thing I'd Didn't
Care About Know
Happy Birthday Sam (for the 13th)
Busy busy busy
Do Hookers Dream of Electric ATMs?
My Favorite Pithy Comment
Attention, Dragons Over 4.3m! Mind Your Head!
For all you wannabe lawyers out there...
Something I Said?
Currently Malfunctional at E@L GHQ
Spencer The Rover
The Wanchai Vortex
Beer Farts Are Major Factor In Hong Kong Pollution
In Hong Kong for R7s
How Does Your God Stack Up? - Indian Famine - Goan Inquisition
Bonita's Bali - Interesting Place!
Ubud? Slept and missed it.
Still Alive And Brilliant
Kuta Horror Kuta Luxury
Inside Mr Expat
I Hate It When That Happens
Snap Back 2 Reality
E@L's next computer...
A Slob Like One Of Us
Indy's Rugmunchers' Guide
King of Thailand Rebukes Prime Minister on TV
Itchy and Scratchy
Comment From Ted
My Recreational Activities...
A Plethora of Plastic Bags
Double Helix My Arse
Another Opportunity Slips By
Slave Labour Still Legal In Singapore: Another Mint Julep?
In Kuala Lumpur SIA First Class Lounge
Something To Do In My Free Time In Bali?
Another Gary Glitter Joke
And Merry Christmas To YOU!
Ring My Taco Bell -- Funny? Moi?
People Are Still Getting Spam
Ugh, it's Ugly.
Please come Iraq, is very beautiful country
Are You Sure You Wish To Delete This eMail Account?
Office Window Intrigue.
Confession time: I am a drug smuggler!
Screwing By The Numbers
You Are Not The Entries In Your Blog...
Decapitation Suicide By Drugs?
People Are Still Having Sex
Sex For Sale Sometimes, Somehow
Ineffable Sensation of Insecurity
Noted From Planet Vietnam
Feeling Happy and Proud of The Achievements of The Human Race?
How To Find E@L
This Morning I Feel Like Elvis Looking For His Long Lost Twin
Hate Speech Is Only OK If You MEAN It!
Holy Shit! E@L's computer is Out of Action
Plate O' Shrimp (Redux)
Friends in town - massage
Angry Muslim Cooks Burn Danish Pastries, Butter-Cookies
E@L and The Taxi-drivers
Something Else E@L Didn't Know
Singapore Blog Awards -The Categories, in Case you Forgot...
Yes I know my blogs are too long...
Jesus, Life-Guard of Suburbia?
And Aussies Say Yanks Are Dumb...
Discipline The Schnitzel
Prone To Be Supine?
Brand Names Suck
Insult2Injury - Abominations of A Geisha
Tempted by a Warlock
The Diet (Reduction, Redux)
The Keys To The Door...
Disappointment always (Desengaño redux)! No DVDs till next year...
CSS Tweaks (Redux)
Seven-Headed Beast of The Apocalypse Shareholders and E@L
Rush of Blood
In Kuwait - brief notes
One King, One Prince.
Pleasure and Pain
Joan Jett of Arc
What Book Are YOU?
How to get Chicken Flu...
Now Here's A Question You Don't Get Asked Everyday.
Don't All Jump At Once
Everyone Is In Luuuurve, But Not E@L
Need a Phone!
Need a Drink?
Son Of A Motherless Goat! All Quiet On The DVD Front...
Decisions Made For Me
Hot Steamy Sex: The Secret
Joy O Joy
Golf-wanker - Coffee - Homestay - Photos
Feel Better Now
How Many High Colonics Before You're No Longer Full Of Shit?
Sounds O' The Times - 2006
NYE - Phuket 2005/2006
The Sea The Sea
Fear and Self-Loathing In Phuket
Shoulda toyned left at Albekoykee...
Rock Hard Cafe - It Gets Animal
50 Ways To Leave Your Lifestyle
Booking Not Confirmed
Out Of Office - No Booking For NYE in Phuket
Three Things I Can't Bring Myself To Read (or Write)
Why Do I Miss Hong Kong? #549(b)
Alive: 501 blogs later...
WOW Stats explosion!
Don't Forget To Nominate
Hi! Just passing...
Drinks with Manila Blogger Madame Chiang
Sushi Training Video!
Barbie Gives USB Head
"You wanna live forever?"
Dentist - Xrays - Rude Pictures
On the Interpretation of Dreams
Smaller And Smaller Circles
First Class Fuck-wit
New Technorati Tags
The Cause of Homelessness
SexBBM (aka BASS): Life is a Cabaret
Deep Quote from Izzy
More Retail Therapy
Not sure if I am up to posting rationally tonight
Vale LA Idler
SexBBM (potential redux: attempt 3)
Situation Normal In Malaysian Police Force
Sooooooo Close, And Yet So Golf!
"if the distance between us doesn’t afraid you"
Anticipating New Year's Resolutions
And by "unlimited", we mean "extremely limited"
As If That Wasn't Enough To Keep Me Busy
Retail Therapy - next purchase: another bookshelf!
Seperated at Birth: According to XenoBoy
Out of Range
*DANGER, WILL ROBINSON* Do Not Buy Copy-Protected CDs
Uncover The Country
How To Get On A Train - The PowerPoint
The True Tales of Bruce.
Quotes from Miller's Crossing
Train Door Rage
Scene of the Crimes
Big Mistake - 1/4 million mistakes!
Seperated at Birth?
E@L tries to Poll dance
Queen and Paul Rogers
A Thousand Times No
Film "editing" by Gahmen, how to know?
Yet another late call for Friday drinks -- Batman Beguines the Begin -- just ONE coffee?
To Hell in a Non-Sectarian Handbasket
One of Hemlock's Best - Metaphorical IKEA
Australians to Boycott Singapore?
Passing It On
Another 100 Greatest Novels List
Thought for the Day
E@L Actually Looks Through the Straits Times!
Woody Allen interviewed by Norman Spinrad
You have one phone call...
Blog Entry Title of the Year?
Google “[your name] needs” and see what comes up.
Why I Blog About What I Blog About -- Horror Writers! -- Just joking!
More Evidence that E@L is An Expat at Large
Poem for Wedding - Final, last, final, most final choice...
Incriminating Memory Stimulus
Why Go Home?
Two Spikes that pass in the night...
The Guilts - Apples, Trees
Bad Time to Blog
Hong Kong visit...
Interesting Australian Patent
Free Ulysses! (I didn't even know he was captured!)
What world-shattering claim next from iPod users?
A Thin Veneer of English
Logging Damage In The Otways
Paranoia? -- Where's my Dipstix?
Heart Into Stone.
Two or One 4 One?
Bling -- Ghost Story
New Songs on Radioblog (Finally, they cry!)
iDiots iLockedin to iPods
Who Said That? -- Friday Night Drinks
Porn or Blogs? Decisions, decisions, decisions...
No Saving Private Ryan's Nasty Sub-text.
Bali Bombing (Redux)
E@L Cooks Up Another Disaster!
iPod Owners are Wankers? Who says?
Snippets from 38,000 feet
Wandering Clitoris - an underdiagnosed cause of sexual dysfunction
Out of Office (Again!)
Books are 4 Keeping...
A Productive Day - A Wet Night?
Brad Pitt and E@L - seperated at birth?
More from Osteopath S. Potholder and Co.
Too Funny for Freedom
Thursday Evening Drinks
Sedism and Racition
The Aim is Good, but There is No Point...
Would the Following People Please Stop Sending Me Emails!
And Now For Something Completely Different
Sedition (sells editons)
Seditious Comments - Culture Shock
Sturm und Drang!
Thought For The Day
Beijing - notes for a blog entry to come later
Numbers in Our Lives
Will The Real Dick Please Stand Up?
Affairs of the Heart (Function) - New Neighbours?
Taxi Driver Rage
Off to the SWF again!
Room Furnishing - Flat Sharing?
Cooking and Disasters - What is it with me?
Within or Without? The New Generation's Lifestyle Choice
The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army
Secret of Success? -- The Gamen's fault (as usual!)
SingWriFest Sunday - E@L and Singapore Baby!
Just Doing His Job?
And as for Golf...
And the Sermon This Sunday: Sustainability and Rejection of Growth
A Sterling Performance, but the Blog, Bruce, the Blog!
Singapore Landfill Problems Gossip
We wrap our lives in WHAT?
Rock Star Excess
How would you feel?
Not doing much 'cept eating and talking
This is a Joke, Right? (redux)
Not Reading - Travelling - Reading
This is a joke, right?
Movie - Taxi NDE
Missing from Work
A Quick (wobbles head) Hello
Away this week, keep checking...
And if that's not enough...
Looking for a Wedding/Honeymoon Gift?
Good for Cricket
Is there such as thing?
Bruise on Leg
Photos from the Singayawn.bg 2005
Saturday, where are you?
A Picture Is Worth HOW MANY Words Exactly?
Singlish Bloggers - The Gay Gene (no relation in these topics)
OK, gizmo question...
The Best (Blog) Writer?
I Write The Songs
Novel Idea #234
The Inner Game of Sleep
SeXBBM (Singapore Expat Bloggers Branch Meeting)
Golf Trauma - lying in fetal position not talking, drooling, thumping head rhythmically
You'll be Toast!
Plot Thought Totally Lost Found Again
Pattaya - Thailand blogger con fizzles due to no alcohol! - Restaurants
blogger.th - Tonight in Soi Cowboy!
More on Massage
BKK Restaurants: Parte The Seconde - Raan Derm
Restaurants Bangkok: Bloggers v Journalists, Parte The Firste.
And the 2035 Nobel Prize for Marketing goes to...
What am I? (Redux)
Sausages and Legislation
Happy Birthday Yesterday
Dinner - London
Why I Hate Technology #437
Speaking of Trends
SONY R&D - Fashion - Archetype
OK I'm an idiot, but not I'm THIS much of an idiot
A Day In The Life of E@L
Nice of Them
My Home Town...
What am I?
Everybody loves me baby, Watt's the matter with you?
Red Eye - Reduction continues...
Can't Find Your Way Home?
New Blog in Town
Doing the Rounds - The Hidden Meaning of Names
Spam Me, Spam You, Spam He She or It
The Day We Got Tomorrowed
Suzie Wong: Redux - Live at Hongkie Town!
Expat Nation - Farang Affairs
Wish I Had My Camera
My Only Complaint...
Desert Island Tomes
It's 4am. Do you know where my blog is?
Sydney - just in...
Shut The F*ck Up
Deep Throat II
Antixenocracy battles Kleptocracy
Don't Drink and e-mail
Repo-Mouse: The Update
Irony File continued
NONE Shall Password!
Medical Pseudo-Research by Big-Pharma-Pseudo-Scientists
The Man in The Low-life Castle
This is terrible!
Yes, You Can Change The World
Tragedy of UnFrozen Portions, er Proportions...
Sage Writing Advice
Incredibly geeky fact
Death Penalty: Justice or Retribution - Man, with two brains.
This is the bra model I want to marry...
Decided Lack of The Brown Effect
Not Enough Hangings in Singapore
Hey Merck , that's not in the Manual!
A discussion on racism and insularity in Singapore etc...
WTF is it with Radioblog stats...
Truly Unbelievable - Disaster Capitalism - NoLogo - Viruses - Slander
Incognate - what the fuck does it mean?
Failure is the New Success!
Who are you? (The Machinist: movie review)
Office View (as promised) -- More Thoughts
A thought about what is happening here...
T-shirt muckin abart... I can't... help... myself -- 2D Cow Invasion: WTF?
Time for a New Church?
Political Singapore Bloggers (not me!)
Triads de-finger Brit after R7s!
Vietnam Food is in the NYT today - more Jungian Synchromeshity!
Diet - Work - Maid
More Vietnam delicacies...
More Wireless Woes...
Missing the Mouse, specially around dinner time...
Who the Fcuk is Henri Frederic Amiel, and Why is E@L Posting Nasty Things about Him?
One More Irony in the Fire
Irony File #345
How did I feel when The Mouse left?
Same same, No different
Who Said That?
Moral High-Ground - just what you need in case of an Ethical Tsunami
Unscientific Research (slight return)
Department of Homeland Stupidity
Brief Personal Report on the Rugby World Cup 7s
If you're in HK this weekend...
E@L's Tarot Card Lady
Beer Bloody Mary
Chronosynclastic infindibula as a way of life...
Clueless Coup in Bloodless Hong Kong
Mail Delivery- Failure Notice
bad bad bad...
Medical talk - about fetuses with cysts...
Coming In On A Wing and... that's about all that works.
Community Service Announcement
Khao Lak, Dec 26th, 8:30am.
Out of mind, out of body, out of Africa...
Out of Office (slight return)
Fascinating Reading - Big Pharma to go down?
The Long Walk
"You hep good heart!" she said...
Karon Beach Holidays & Air-rage returns...
Tsunami update sorta
Send in the Clones
From Another Expenditure
An Honest Mind Advancing
Brand My Arse!
Vietnam Iraqi Election
Reductio ad absurdum
Pens and Nail-clippers vs AK47s....
Birdwatching in Babylon
Beware of Caution!
What's It All About? 42. (slight return)
The Wanchai Chronicles
I've been Browned & I've been Saronged, but will I be Raged?
Weather is Pre-Determined in Singapore
Don't ya just hate it...
United States lands troops on island nation - Queen deposed!
I also love Thomas PynchAWN...
I've always liked RageBoy, am I a pretentious fool?
Eat & Lands of Charm and Cruelty
'Don't touch my moustache' for waiting!
Kill the E@L - Make him bleed.
I'm not a geek, I just play one on TV...
Brewerkz sells beer
Survivors and Samaritans
THE Absolute Biggest Idiot on the Planet
New Links Added
I haven't been everywhere, man..
Quotes... (pick the real writer)
Susan Sontag - Rhetorical Mathematics
Tsunami relief has flushed out the wierdos
last chance to scrape E@L off the bottom of the ABA barrel
Tsunami close call for my friends
Out of Office
Psychological issues in slaves - cure? A good whipping!
Christmas Card from my maid reads:
Christmas Email in case you missed it.
Extreme Marketing in China
Trackbacks and Pingbacks WTF?
Speeling ungramatical corecctly
Snap, Back to Reality
One born every minute
Adventures in Alien Abduction
Will it stand up in court?
Don't forget to vote!
I think I suffer from this.
So, You've Decided to Be Evil...
symptomatic of Singapore
Spank The Rich
Fict or Faction (slight return)
What I Want For Christmas
Fict or Faction?
Book shopping in Singapore
Joke I saw somewhere...
Food for thought
The Fat Man in Sexstory
Some blogs do, some blogs don't...
while we're on that topic...
You know how they call G-strings vaginal floss?
Eye'd h8 2 Write Like a Wanker
lets burn (some calories)
Saturday night do da do da do do...
A common HK expat pastime...
Unsure how the Internet actually works, if it does...
1 (one) Interesting Person...
Most brilliant blog ever conceived!
Booking for dinner on NYE
it never rains but man, it pours!
How do you tell who are the Good Guys again?
To "illustrate" my point
Bad joke. Seriously BAD joke.
Moral Values! Another Decline of the West... Or not?
More importantly, read this!
Truth in Advertising
America poised to make masturbation illegal?
My new avatar for chat-groups etc...
Americans are afraid of Americans
Can Beer be used to replace Water?
E@L promised you photos! well the links at least...
Blogging in Droves...
copy right, copy left, copy my middle finger
malayasia's number one export
I'm afraid of Americans
Every home should have one!
no photos, no photos
nudity in the home! whatever will those Japanese think of next!
"I leave out a lot when I tell the truth."
I really gotta get my shit together
Business seminars and/or self-help books I'd like to see:
no place like home
Garaxy Expless 999! What a journey!
wear helmets you stupid dicks!
Expatriatism! Easier to spell than antidisestablishmentarianismistically!
the brush of air on my legs as a body falls
Kyoto According to the Dinosaur
Nice place to visit but...
Beware the V!
If Melbourne is today, Saturday must be this...
Another Bush joke. It's like shooting fish in a barrel really.
Pattern Recognition is a great book...
Going Troppo - it had to happen!
Anomie under the stars
hard (-ish) work
Lard God Almighty
How Did I GET Here?
that looks a bit better
even more... now I know why I hated Robert Menzies... and Alexander Downer
Sad Sick Little World
Shadows Dancing on Cave Walls
The Rats are Winning...
Election Time in Oz... whom to vote for? Scarecrow or TinMan?
People Who Deserve To Be Sent To The Seventh Level of Hell; NOW!
Entry 99 for the Blog, and Entry 1 for The Mouse!
Freedom From Choice
Q1: Use the word 'negative' in a positive sense.
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
If you can't offend somebody, why bother writing?
The Nine Lives of E@L
Expat's Burden - The Charisma Card®
let's converse in asian style of speaking no? yes!
As per usual, RageBoy finds the good stuff...
more cathartic whingeing from E@L
Hub hub-hub: iPod for iDiots
What sort of people buy iPods?
Disappointed but not Surprised
Rost In Transration
True Story No# 457
... and another thing.
Where's The Mouse
Who ordered the chicken?
As a man grows older and wiser
Flat hunting in singapore
Bury That Song!
Single Diner's Dilemma (slight return)
Happy Bloomsday (one day late, sorry)
The Tourette's Taxi Ride...
lies, damned lies and web statistics...
China bad this, China bad that... why is everybody picking on China?
RSI of the Airplane Nerves
Relief at Ease
Negative Eating - Out in Hong Kong
Books do so furnish a room...
Secret History - The V
Why is it SO?
Arrested? Me? Not technically...
Beginning to Think About Cliches?
Secret Men's Business
the E@L General Principle of Restaurant Relativity
One More Beer?
Chinese Restaurant - Kaohsiung
Wi-Fi the E@L way!
Chicken? Fish? Eel!